"If You Wanna Stay "Chappy'"

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If you want to stay "chappy" for the rest of your
and you’ve made Lorena Bobbit your wife,
don’t be a churl or she’ll de-joint you
if you act ugly, I swear it’s true.
If you want to stay "chappy" for the rest of your life
don’t let Lorena get near you with knife.
Granting the girl her own point of view,
she’s a little buggy (like “Carrie”), too.

I
A nutty woman may her husband’s horn poll,
just shear it off an’ cause a big round hole.
If loon he marries when she’s won his heart
then bullies her she may take his part.
So if you make a buggy woman your wife
don’t treat her crappy then give her a knife.
The buggy woman with a steel edged fine
you really want to leave in peace sometimes.

Chorus

II
So guard your friends down below your waist
If Lorena Bobbit you take as your mate.
Lest she go buggy, needs a booby hatch
Take it from me, leave your “itch” unscratched.

Chorus

Say man
Hey, baby.
Saw your wife the other day
Yeah?
Yeah, looks snuggleeee….
Yeah, looks snuggly, but she’s sure some kook
Yeah? Okay

(musical fade out)