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Song Parodies -> "You've Been Crucified"
Original Song Title:
"Judy In Disguise"
Original Performer:
John Fred & The Playboy Band
Parody Song Title:
"You've Been Crucified"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
you've been crucified
that'll leave a scar
romans were defied
guess you went too far
arms were spread wide
a spear in your side
you've been crucified
those asses
you were wearing a loin cloth
crown of thorns on top
sure, its hard, but
you were sent by pop
after you've died
to heaven, you'll glide
you've been crucified
those asses
entombing tonight
entombing tonight
for three days you'll be out of sight
appearing in a brand new light
you've been crucified
a martyr's what you are
you'll be known world-wide
quite the superstar
its been quite a ride
but taken in stride
you've been crucified
those asses
its cruel and unkind
its cruel and unkind
its quite a task you were assigned
you did it for love of mankind
oh..oh..oh..oh..oh...oh...oh
you've been crucified
oh, what's this maiming for ?
so easter'll be a holiday
now and forevermore
salvation for all the masses
at least, christian lads and lasses
that'll leave a scar
romans were defied
guess you went too far
arms were spread wide
a spear in your side
you've been crucified
those asses
you were wearing a loin cloth
crown of thorns on top
sure, its hard, but
you were sent by pop
after you've died
to heaven, you'll glide
you've been crucified
those asses
entombing tonight
entombing tonight
for three days you'll be out of sight
appearing in a brand new light
you've been crucified
a martyr's what you are
you'll be known world-wide
quite the superstar
its been quite a ride
but taken in stride
you've been crucified
those asses
its cruel and unkind
its cruel and unkind
its quite a task you were assigned
you did it for love of mankind
oh..oh..oh..oh..oh...oh...oh
you've been crucified
oh, what's this maiming for ?
so easter'll be a holiday
now and forevermore
salvation for all the masses
at least, christian lads and lasses
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So wrong, so funny! 555
thanks agri...yes, i have a room reserved at the hades hotel
he he
Well, it sure looks like you nailed this one, alvin. You know I love going Biblical with parodies. 5's ~ ~ ~
Sure glad I crossed the path of this one!
thanks ann, paul and peregrin
Just the right edgy touch
thanks AFW
Sir Alvin, this does 'swerve' ! i like it, especially the final line . . . the lads & lasses: very Celtic end.
Bravo.. 5-5-5
thanks LittleCupCakes & macphisto
Particularly like 'entombing tonight' :-) And don't worry about Hades Hotel - you got the proper message in there nicely. :-)
Alvin, your room at the Hades Hotel will be next to mine. I once performed a tune called "Jesus the Saviour Man" to the tune of "Popeye the Sailor Man". There is too long a story behind it to go into here.
thanks merry..lol....thanks PMS...lol...sounds great !
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