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Song Parodies -> "Give War A Chance"
Original Song Title:
"Give Peace A Chance"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Lennon
Parody Song Title:
"Give War A Chance"
Parody Written by:
Kimba T. Dogg
The Lyrics
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Bait-ism, Sadism, Gate-ism, Hate-ism, Racism, State-ism
Bush-ism, Fascism, ism ism ism
All he is saying is give war a chance
All he is saying is give war a chance
(C'mon)
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Missioner, Christener, Banishers and Conquerers,
Big ships, attack tips, allies, and fly byes, Bye bye, Bye byes
All he is saying is give war a chance
All he is saying is give war a chance
(Let me tell you now)
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Retribution, Constitution, Mastication, allegation, Radiation,
Investigations, vaccinations, annihilations, congratulations
All he is saying is give war a chance
All he is saying is give war a chance
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Jen and Lauren, Peggy Noonan, Dick Cheney,
All My brothers, Bobby Novak, Colin Powell,
Ari Fleischer, Annie Coulter, Donald Rumsfeld, Saddam Hussein
Saddam Saddam Hussein
All he is saying is give war a chance
All he is saying is give war a chance
(Repeat)
Bait-ism, Sadism, Gate-ism, Hate-ism, Racism, State-ism
Bush-ism, Fascism, ism ism ism
All he is saying is give war a chance
All he is saying is give war a chance
(C'mon)
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Missioner, Christener, Banishers and Conquerers,
Big ships, attack tips, allies, and fly byes, Bye bye, Bye byes
All he is saying is give war a chance
All he is saying is give war a chance
(Let me tell you now)
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Retribution, Constitution, Mastication, allegation, Radiation,
Investigations, vaccinations, annihilations, congratulations
All he is saying is give war a chance
All he is saying is give war a chance
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Jen and Lauren, Peggy Noonan, Dick Cheney,
All My brothers, Bobby Novak, Colin Powell,
Ari Fleischer, Annie Coulter, Donald Rumsfeld, Saddam Hussein
Saddam Saddam Hussein
All he is saying is give war a chance
All he is saying is give war a chance
(Repeat)
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