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Song Parodies -> "I Snort The Line"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk The Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"I Snort The Line"
Parody Written by:
Bob Beckley
The Lyrics
I keep a close watch on this stash of mine
It keeps my eyes wide open all the time
I keep my Glock out so I'm not robbed blind
Because it's mine, I snort the line
I'd find it very, very easy to shoot you
This trigger I'd pull if with my dope you screwed
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a junkie, too
Because it's mine, I snort the line
As sure as cops are bad and homeboys good
I keep the drug flow in our neighborhood
The bling bling that I've known just proves I should
Because it's mine, I snort the line
Drugs've got a way to keep me on their side
They give me cause to kill that I can't hide
Sometimes when they get low, I have to cut with Tide
Because it's mine, I snort the line
I keep a close watch on this stash of mine
It keeps my eyes wide open all the time
I keep my Glock out so I'm not robbed blind
Because it's mine, I snort the line
It keeps my eyes wide open all the time
I keep my Glock out so I'm not robbed blind
Because it's mine, I snort the line
I'd find it very, very easy to shoot you
This trigger I'd pull if with my dope you screwed
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a junkie, too
Because it's mine, I snort the line
As sure as cops are bad and homeboys good
I keep the drug flow in our neighborhood
The bling bling that I've known just proves I should
Because it's mine, I snort the line
Drugs've got a way to keep me on their side
They give me cause to kill that I can't hide
Sometimes when they get low, I have to cut with Tide
Because it's mine, I snort the line
I keep a close watch on this stash of mine
It keeps my eyes wide open all the time
I keep my Glock out so I'm not robbed blind
Because it's mine, I snort the line
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das Glock und Spiel ? ? Zehr gut, mein Herr!
Was hat gesacht UVO.
"... cut with Tide" is a line worth $555 all by itself. :-)
What does the "cut with Tide" line mean? By the way, I've had an idea for a parody of the movie, "Walk The Line", (good movie), for awhile now.
Git-Fiddle Picker: The "cut with Tide" line refers to "cutting" (adulterating to reduce the potency of) cocaine, in this case with a popular American powdered laundry detergent that has a (very) slight resemblance to powdered cocaine, mostly in terms of color.
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