Song Parodies -> "Goblet of Fire (Artistry Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Ring of Fire"

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Original Performer:

"Goblet of Fire (Artistry Version)"

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The Lyrics

I originally wrote this parody in 2005. I have decided to rewrite this for Below Average Dave's Artistry Competition.

Now, at the Hogwart's fling
There is this... Tri-Wizard thing
Named...from school entire
I've been called, from Goblet of Fire

My name's picked from the big Goblet of Fire
Now I frown, frown, frown
I'm in danger dire
Now my stomach churns
Goblet of Fire
Goblet of Fire

I've been called by the old Goblet of Fire
With three risky rounds
That I don't desire
That is why I frown
Let's please retire
Goblet of Fire

That is my destiny
Three kids...to defeat
Voldemort is running wild
Ohhh...now our world's defiled

Let's melt down that goddamned Goblet of Fire
The kids all think that I'm some sort of liar
And my scar burns, burns
Goblet of Fire, Goblet of Fire

It's all from that cursed Goblet of Fire
I got so much stress, almost to the wire
Another page turns
Goblet of Fire, Goblet of Fire
And Ms. Rowling earns
Goblet of Fire, Goblet of Fire

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Old Man Ribber - June 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Great Potter spoof...one big "Harry" deal! ;D

Matthias - June 15, 2010 - Report this comment

From this big Harry Potter fan I just need to say that this one was "magical" although I don't see what was wrong with your first version of this song.

Agrimorfee - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment

My original "Goblet Of Fire" was actually based on the performance by a capella group The Bobs (you can find a stream of it via Google). I still love what I did with it, but their take on it was formatted differently from Cash, so I had to redo it here.

Below Average Dave - June 19, 2010 - Report this comment

Harry Potter is OK, thought this one was a tad symplistic, still a neat idea to the song you parodied Agri.

bobpiecheese - June 27, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Just started reading the HP series (halfway through Chamber O' Secrets), and they're awesome. An interesting idea, but kinda lacking in substance. It reads like it was adapted from two paragraphs of the book. Well paced, though, still gets a 555 from me.

Rex - June 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Nice bit o' filk. The OS definitely needs more verses to let you explore the storyline more.

DJ Blaze - June 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Slightly off-pace, but still a 555.

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