Disgustingly funny!

LOL!! I was wishing it for a longer parody, because it was so funny! 5's

I believe there are rings in the Olympic logo--five, if I recall correctly. Going to try to make it to EG this Thursday, Rick. Our mutual friend says you'll be there.

Funny stuff, Rick! True story: One day as a young, smartass punk, fresh out of school and as yet unemployed, I was home listening to music and the doorbell rang. It was two sweet ladies wanting to engage me in religious conversation on my front porch. Saying I was not interested, they asked if they could leave a copy of 'The Watchtower' for my perusal. "Sure, why not" I replied. "We'll be back in a few days to discuss what you've read" they said as they left. Later that evening I picked it up, and in glancing through it came upon, of all things, and article on 'roids! This was just TOO funny, I thought, and decided then and there that THIS would be the article I would discuss with the ladies when/if they came back! And back they came, the following day. Sure enough, they asked, "And did you find anything of interest in The Watchtower?" "As a matter of fact, I did", I said, and with a totally straight face, followed with "I especially enjoyed the arcticle on hemorrhoids!" A moment of silence ensued, as the two ladies exchanged puzzled expressions and uneasy smiles. "You folks stop by any time!" I said cheerfully and dismissively as I handed them back their copy of TW. They thanked me and left. The next morning I awoke with, yep, the most painful case of 'roids ever!!

this would make a great preparation h commercial...5s

What a piece of crap! (Just a joke, just a joke.) Did you hear Marlins manager Jack McKeon the other day? He said, "I'm so old, I remember Preparation A!"

Ah Rick - finally you did a song I know! :-)

Rick - Good job! 5's. Rod - The old ladies probably went out and PRAYED for you to get them...Now, close your eyes and try to PICTURE these two women huddled closely, eyes closed..."Dear God, please give that *sshole who just dissed us the worst case of hemorrhoids of his young, punk *ss life." Hey, by any chance do you REMEMBER what the article had to say about 'roids?

Paul, no, I don't remember, probably because the pain was so bad that I have repressed any recollection of the article itself. I had trouble walking or sitting for a week! Pay-backs can be a bitch..

Hilarious, Rick! 555

Too much sitting at the 'puter-dooter, Highlander. If I say anything more on this topic it'll be TMI. 5's