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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Think Clearly Now"
Original Song Title:
"I Can See Clearly Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Nash
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Think Clearly Now"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i can't think clearly now
my brain is gone
i trip on all obstacles in my way
mind's just a dark cloud
i drank till blind
i just don't feel bright...tight night...i'm far away
don't think i can make it now
my wits are gone
i have a bad feeling
god, this is weird
there is the taxi i've been prayin' for
i'd hail it tonight...quite right...'cept i can't pay
walkin' around...i'm numb after booze time
not straight ahead...a wobblin' confused line
i can't think clearly now
my sense is gone
i may seem illogical
when this way
far from the bar crowds
this world's unkind
i've got to be a sight...tight night...its almost day
i've got to be a sight...tight night...its almost day
my brain is gone
i trip on all obstacles in my way
mind's just a dark cloud
i drank till blind
i just don't feel bright...tight night...i'm far away
don't think i can make it now
my wits are gone
i have a bad feeling
god, this is weird
there is the taxi i've been prayin' for
i'd hail it tonight...quite right...'cept i can't pay
walkin' around...i'm numb after booze time
not straight ahead...a wobblin' confused line
i can't think clearly now
my sense is gone
i may seem illogical
when this way
far from the bar crowds
this world's unkind
i've got to be a sight...tight night...its almost day
i've got to be a sight...tight night...its almost day
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Excellent, Alvin!
And speaking of not being able to see/think clearly, I clicked on this parody thinking, "Johnny Cash did a version of 'I Can See Clearly Now?'" Yeah...I'm a little bit stupid...; )
And speaking of not being able to see/think clearly, I clicked on this parody thinking, "Johnny Cash did a version of 'I Can See Clearly Now?'" Yeah...I'm a little bit stupid...; )
Alvin, this is one of the best anti-Bush parodies all year. Wait, it's not about Bush? Oh well, it's still pretty good. Arwen: Johnny Cash was one of those guys who covered everything, so he may have done this Johnny NASH song. So while I would never say you're stupid (due to my fear of lightning), I might say your imagination is a little overactive, but in this case you might be in the clear.
Stupefying, alvin ~ ~ ~ And not a bad piece of work for someone so obviously addled...lol ~ ~ ~ I think I'll dive off the InterNet for a while, it's still crawling and I've got stuff to do today...later...
thanks arwen michael and paul
I can clearly see that this is very well done..sounds like one of my nights of old..
Are you as Thunk as I Drink you are? 5's.
I like what you've done with this 70s song, Alvin! 5's.
thanks AFW lionel and cat
Surprisingly lucid... 5-5-5
Another hit from The Colossus of Rhodes!
thanks mr macphisto and johnny
I really liked the rhyming here - it's just like the original but funnier.
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