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Song Parodies -> "Seasick Asian Man (the Boat People Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Seasick Asian Man (the Boat People Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

there's a man who left the life in wangli
hidden in the hold in something dangly
with every passing day, he thinks he'll get to stay
odds are he will puke again tomorrow

seasick asian man
seasick asian man
they'll be giving you a number and sending you back in planes

beware of little rat things that you find
those little teeth can shred you, man
oh be careful not to hurl,
don't let your guts unfurl
can you hold it in until tomorrow?

seasick asian man
seasick asian man
they'll be giving you a number and sending you back in planes

swinging on a little sampan one day
and the later in the hold of the "senator alan" in Bay
just keep your rice, don't let it slip,
you'll need digestion for the trip
can you hold it in until tomorrow?

seasick asian man
seasick asian man
they'll be giving you a number and sending you back in planes
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5
Total Votes: 6

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Tim Mayfield - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I've heard another "Asian Man" parody for this song, but yours is better.
MasonR - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderfully tasteless. 555!
mac - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Malcolm

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