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Song Parodies -> "I Smell A Lot Like Ammonia"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Pneumonia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"I Smell A Lot Like Ammonia"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i wanna scrub the restroom floor and wall
i wanna mop up every single stall
suds all fizzin'...toilet water turns blue
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too

when most people answer nature's call
they seem to miss the bowl and hit the wall
now they glisten...guess my job here is through
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too

i want it pleasin', when you have to go
if left all runny, lots of germs could grow
with my system, all the fixtures look new
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too

its nicer than the one i have in my home
so clean, its squeakin'...take a look at that chrome
if you're whizzin', find an aim that is true
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too

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Rick C - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Goofy and fun to sing to the OS...555
John Barry - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Smells like 5s.
AFW - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Bowled me over....and ammonia side, here...for fives
Michael Pacholek - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
When I was a kid, Dow's "Scrubbing Bubbles" was my favorite commercial. Five coupons. Although the original (and best) version was by Huey "Piano" Smith & the Clowns, in 1958 I think.
PMS - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
555 This song was flush with imagery.
alvin rhodes - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rick john AFW michael (you're right) and PMS
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
555 ;-)
Tim Mayfield - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
What a nice clean parody. 5's
alvin rhodes - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks leebee and tim
carol - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
three squeaky clean 5's for you

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