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Song Parodies -> "Simply Average Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Simply Average Man"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

A very average parody....
There's a man who never faces danger
To everyone he meets he acts no stranger
With every day that breaks some caffeine he takes
Odds are that he'll do the same tomorrow

Simply Average Man
Simply Average Man
He has 6-digit number, and a quite normal name

Beware: No parking spaces you shall find
Each parking space is taken by some guy
A few curse words he'll say
"This is one great f*cking day!"
Odds are he will do the same tomorrow

Simply Average Man
Simply Average Man
He has a wife, his lover, and she is quite the dame

Filling out his tax form paper one day
Working on a small computer just next day
Don't let a bad word slip
Or your boss will crack his whip
The odds are that he'll do the same tomorrow

Simply Average Man
Simply Average Man
Well, Sure he made his blunders, but they don't give him fame
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Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 8

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Rex - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
What a great concept. And when did you research my life for this parody?
Tommy Turtle - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Not your average parody... average score is 2 1/2s, but twice, i.e. 5s
John Barry - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Well above average. 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
underwhelming...i love it
AFW - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Both rare, and well done..5's
Larry Hensley - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice idea for this song, liked it, 555's!
Peter Andersson - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
These simple (yet brilliant) ideas seem to be normal for you. :-)

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