Song Parodies -> "Vi'lent Frying Pan"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Vi'lent Frying Pan"

Parody Written by:

Sir Baka Jones

The Lyrics

This is my first parody, and it came out better than I though it would. I'd record it but I don't have equipment or singing skills. I had actually planned on "Secret Red Fat Man" which would be about Santa Claus, but my mom suggested that "(something) Frying Pan" would be funnier. Being that a frying pan would be my first weapon of choice, "Vi'lent Frying Pan" was born.

There's no food utensil that is stranger.
And if you use it you'll be deep in danger.
With each pancake you make, you just might end up baked.
Odds are you'll be crispy come tomorrow.

Vi'lent Frying Pan
Vi'lent Frying Pan
They've given you free will and a massive urge to kill.

Beware of odd utensils that you find.
If they don't kill you, you'll just lose your mind.
Beware of where you stay,
You're bludgeoned in a day.
Odds are you'll be flattened come tomorrow.

Vi'lent Frying Pan
Vi'lent Frying Pan
They've given you free will and a massive urge to kill.

Vi'lent Frying Pan
Vi'lent Frying Pan
They've given you free will and a massive urge to kill.

Flambeeing penne la vodka Monday.
Sauteeing some Shrimp Scampi late on Wednesday.
Out of your hands it will slip,
And give you one-way basement trip.
Odds are you'll be cracked up come tomorrow.

Vi'lent Frying Pan
Vi'lent Frying Pan
They've given you free will and a massive urge to kill.

Vi'lent Frying Pan

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