Song Parodies -> "Senior Citizen"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Senior Citizen"

Parody Written by:

Joe Herron

The Lyrics

With all the current debate about health care and death panels going on this came to me that other night. And, no, I don't believe they will really do this.

There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes, another chance he takes
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow

Senior citizen, senior citizen
They’ve given you a number, your numbers up today

Beware of pretty nurses that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say
She'll euthanize you today
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Senior citizen, senior citizen
They’ve given you a number, your numbers up today

Senior citizen, senior citizen
They’ve given you a number, your numbers up today

Swingin’ on the Riviera one day
And layin in the coroners hallway next day
Oh don’t let the wrong word slip
While filling out Medicaid forms
The odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Senior citizen, senior citizen
They’ve given you a number, your numbers up today

Senior citizen

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