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Song Parodies -> "Laparoscopic Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Laparoscopic Man"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Laparascopic needs to be pronounced 'Laprascopic.'
Here’s the man who minimizes danger
A surgical technique that’s a game changer
Diminishing mistakes,
A camera slowly snakes
Navigates inside the straight and narrow

Laparoscopic man
Laparoscopic man
You’ve made a slight incision
And you’ve minimized the pain

His methods are poetic and refined
Skillful hands controlled by a skillful mind
With your less invasive ways
The insurance always pays
Patients always live to see tomorrow

Laparoscopic man
Laparoscopic man
You’ve made the right decision
By avoiding major veins

Appendectomies you do on one day
A hernia repair on the very next day
So don’t let your wand go slip
And be careful where you snip
Don’t let Rob wake up as Robin tomorrow.

Laparoscopic man
Laparoscopic man
You’re healing with precision
To cure illness, your domain.
Originally from The Blogging Baker.
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Old Man Ribber - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
A brilliant and minimally invasive parody. ;D
Giorgio Coniglio - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Fantastic subbing. Hilarious - especially liked the Rob/Robin transformation.

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