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Song Parodies -> "He's a Sextin' Man"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Agent Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Rivers
Parody Song Title:
"He's a Sextin' Man"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
Huma Abedin's ( probably ) ex husband Anthony ( Carlos Danger ) Weiner's sexting troubles
There's a man some chicks say is no stranger
To every chick he sexts, he's Carlos Danger
With every pic he takes, another bulge takes shape
Odds are they'll see all of him tomorrow
He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, they've given him their numbers and playin' out his game
Beware his boxer briefs bulge, as he grinds
His ragin' hormones guide, his evil mind
Oh, he shares the pics he takes, of perverted moves he makes
Odds are they'll see all of him tomorrow
He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, they've given him their numbers and playin' out his game
He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, they've given him their numbers and playin' out his game
Eatin' pasta pri-ma-vera one day
Huma ridin', up his pompas alley, next day
So now, his threat is long dong pics, through in-ves-ta-ga-tive tips
Odds are they won't catch his gig tomorrow
He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, he's livin' in the gutter and playin' away his game
He's a sextin' man
To every chick he sexts, he's Carlos Danger
With every pic he takes, another bulge takes shape
Odds are they'll see all of him tomorrow
He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, they've given him their numbers and playin' out his game
Beware his boxer briefs bulge, as he grinds
His ragin' hormones guide, his evil mind
Oh, he shares the pics he takes, of perverted moves he makes
Odds are they'll see all of him tomorrow
He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, they've given him their numbers and playin' out his game
He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, they've given him their numbers and playin' out his game
Eatin' pasta pri-ma-vera one day
Huma ridin', up his pompas alley, next day
So now, his threat is long dong pics, through in-ves-ta-ga-tive tips
Odds are they won't catch his gig tomorrow
He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, he's livin' in the gutter and playin' away his game
He's a sextin' man
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555 pics- gross!!!
well... his name IS Weiner after all! 5's
Btw, enjoy your stuff Randy. Keep 'em coming!
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