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Song Parodies -> "Big Yellow Maxi"
Original Song Title:
"Big Yellow Taxi"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Joni Mitchell
Parody Song Title:
"Big Yellow Maxi"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
It’s a pink clamshell, a slow leak
And a stingin’ hot spot
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
I took all my shorts
And everything else off my bottom
Then I did the laundry
And did everything to unspot ‘em
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
Hey, doctor doctor
Why the heck’s my wee-wee free, now
Makin’ spots on my undies
And making my sheets wet to the knees
Freeze!
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
Though not right
I got a simple plan
And a big yellow maxi
Goes right into the garbage can
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
And pal, I sure pee a lot
It’s a pink clamshell, a slow leak
And a stingin’ hot spot
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
I took all my shorts
And everything else off my bottom
Then I did the laundry
And did everything to unspot ‘em
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
Hey, doctor doctor
Why the heck’s my wee-wee free, now
Makin’ spots on my undies
And making my sheets wet to the knees
Freeze!
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
New-pad, pad, pad, pad
Though not right
I got a simple plan
And a big yellow maxi
Goes right into the garbage can
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
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ha ha ha eeeeeeew ha ha ha
Grossly funny.
Didn't Counting Crows do this song? Or do they not count? Oh well, oh just watch a Crow fly and hand out 555 samples of pads.
Urine fine form today. Big improvement over the OS, too.
LMAO! One of today's best...
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