-> "Juan Acevedo"
Original Song Title:
"Guantanamera"
Original Performer:
Joseito Fernandez
Parody Song Title:
"Juan Acevedo"
The Lyrics
Juan Acevedo,
The horrid Juan Acevedo
Juan Acevedo,
The horrid Juan Acevedo
His pitch was a hitter's delight
It's a perfect way to lose games
Ball he threw will be way too light
Those meatballs he threw are shamed
Everything he threw are no bueno
None of which are in Hall of Fame
All his infamies are eterno
And in the end he's to be blamed
Juan Acevedo,
The dreadful Juan Acevedo
Juan Acevedo,
The dreadful Juan Acevedo
Worse than watching Telemundo
His choking is natural
He gets lit up every time he plays
What I'm saying is factual
His motion is like he's gonna sway
His time with the Yankees is awful
After one pitch the game is all blown
That guy's freaking awful
Juan Acevedo,
The putrid Juan Acevedo
Juan Acevedo,
The putrid Juan Acevedo
Sending him out is really abusive
Something that can never be pardoned
Trust this guy is estupido
In the end he is no amigo.
Juan Assevedo,
The horrid Juan Assevedo
Juan Assevedo,
The horrid Juan Assevedo
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