[Spoken]
With ev'ry sneeze you spew I run
You shoot out those germs like a gun
You're mouth needs bubble wrap!
This flu's insane..

[Sung]

And ev'ry hand that you will shake
Infects all in your wake
Not hard, to see, escaped germs show to me that,

A drip of a booger and the flu scare goes out
The swine flu is out-now
The fever shows no doubts
Just some spews from your spittle sends the swine flu right out

In an epidemic way

Our country's lagging in defense
These harmful germs will not rest
And priority one is end this swine flu gig
Vaccine intent for all to choose
If it keeps spreading we will lose
If it goes on, no one will sing along - for

Just inhale the vaccine and the swine flu goes out
The swine flu goes out and
We're healthy no doubt
Just a shot of the vaccine drives the swine flu right out

Ends the epidemic phase

This swine flu brings death as a specter
Just as famine took out Rome
We desire your never ending shots to go
Supply vaccines fully equipped
Our sickly nation's health is flipped

And then (And then),
We find (We find)
We're free from all this swine.

Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h chooooo!

Just provide that vaccine and drive that swine flu right out
The swine flu goes out and
Our health will rebound
Just supply enough vaccine and drive the swine flu right out

End our epidemic days.....