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Song Parodies -> "A Spoonful of Brown Sugar"
Original Song Title:
"A Spoonful of Sugar"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"A Spoonful of Brown Sugar"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
"Brown Sugar" is the codename used by US Army Intel in 1945 upon a discovery of a factory hidden in a forest that produced a new type of gas to be used against the Allies. Along with German nerve agents Sarin, Somen, and Tabun (and yes, Zyklon B at the death camps), the SS had formulated and produced small amount of a substance that looked like brown sugar. Once mixed with a liquid a gas was produced that when in contact with the human body literally dehydrated it immediately. Test subjects (according to testimony of surviving foreign scientists forced to work with the SS) experienced unimaginable pain as every fluid in their body was drained out of them at once in all forms: water in tears and sweat, saliva, urine, blood... A very complex and cruel weapon, the Germans failed to get it into production and what was produced of it was captured by the US Army and classified. Like German N-Material (CIF 3 at Falkenhagen), the SS took great lengths to protect this product. What the US Army did with it is unknown, but it almost certainly remains in secret inventory for use in emergency!!!
SS research was never done
Especially before the Allies won
inventing new weapons off-map
"In secret" was the game (insane)
And every task they undertook
Was not always by the book
Unconventional! Wizardry!
Driving German technology!
They produced a...
Spoonful of “brown sugar”- watch the Allies go down
The Allies would wear-down
The Allies would go down
Just a spoonful of “brown sugar”- watch the Allies go down
In a most painful way
A factory hidden in a forest
Has very little time to rest
Human guinea pigs
Needed for research, put to the test!
Though quite content in their pursuit
Of a gas to desiccate
An abomination to formulate
Dying alive as one dehydrates
They produced a...
Spoonful of “brown sugar”- watch the Allies go down
The Allies would wear-down
The Allies would go down
Just a spoonful of “brown sugar”- watch the Allies go down
In a most painful way
Especially before the Allies won
inventing new weapons off-map
"In secret" was the game (insane)
And every task they undertook
Was not always by the book
Unconventional! Wizardry!
Driving German technology!
They produced a...
Spoonful of “brown sugar”- watch the Allies go down
The Allies would wear-down
The Allies would go down
Just a spoonful of “brown sugar”- watch the Allies go down
In a most painful way
A factory hidden in a forest
Has very little time to rest
Human guinea pigs
Needed for research, put to the test!
Though quite content in their pursuit
Of a gas to desiccate
An abomination to formulate
Dying alive as one dehydrates
They produced a...
Spoonful of “brown sugar”- watch the Allies go down
The Allies would wear-down
The Allies would go down
Just a spoonful of “brown sugar”- watch the Allies go down
In a most painful way
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Not the best to be used in confectionary cooking I'd say! ;-D Great parody Rob! 5's! :-)
This is even worse than the explosive flour the Allies cooked up for the Resistance. I heard it could even be baked and eaten, but when properly detonated was useful for sabotage. The "brown sugar" project sounds like the ultimate in horror weapons. You continue to amaze me with the history you come up with.
Germany had many such strange metals and substances that they experimented with. Another substance fused solid rock to bunkers to hide them while (red?) mercury was used in a mixture for mass reduction in certain experimental German disc craft. German metallurgists came up with Luftschwamm (Aero Sponge) that was a porous metal for aircraft with no air intakes (probably disc again or triangular designs) while Viktalen reamins an unknow disc armor strong enough to resist 1000s of degrees of heat. So many odd things were invented by the Nazis and many of them remain classified or if any info- just the bare minimum. I don't think anyone still knows exactly how Coler's postwar replica free-energy battery worked. The Brits certainly claimed it worked, but that they didn't know by what means in their BIOS Report!!!
Another interesting story from WW2 was the German use of Nipolit fashioned explosives into disc grenades that could be "posted" in Soviet tank vision slots for detonation. Even before there was a Frisbee to throw Germans in Berlin fashioned large plate-sized Nipolit discs and hurled them off of buildings at the Russians and their tanks below. The Nipolit disc grenade was to be standard issue for the Fall 1945/1946 German soldier!!!
http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/picturesh/nip1.jpg
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