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Be-cause a crazy clash of cultures is what we’ve attained
The jangles of those jingoists now reformat our brains
First TV, Twitter, Facebook—now its robocalls all night
Soon Putin’s party’s toxic tweets will dim our privileged white!

Just—
Drain the Swamp then Lock Her Up and now it’s War On Women
Listen and then chant along the implication’s chillin’
Cuckoo for those catch-phrase credos—gullibles so willin’
Basket of Deplorables, our spin doctors keep shilling

Sub-lim-a-nim-al-nim-al, Sub-lim-a-lie!
Sub-lim-a-nim-al-nim-al, Sub-lim-a-lie!

No campaign, cause, crusade, debate or ‘lectioneering push
Could sway The State' if lobbyists weren’t up the Senate’s tush
It seems free will’s Gone With the Wind, we can’t control that urge
We’re Klan’churian Candidates and all programed to scourge.

Oh,
Green Peace, Right to Lifers, Birthers, all such Kool aid drinkers
Squealing o’re Glass Ceilings, seems now all of us wear blinkers
Red State, Gay, Straight, Lame Duck, Flip-flop, Feminazi stinkers
Billy Mays’esque MAGA praise Converts Gays: ’Be Best’ thinkers!

Sub-lim-a-nim-a-nim-al, Sub-lim-a-lie!
Take-it–up-a-half-step, Key-change-is-nigh!

Those mottos, buzzwords, slogans, tag-lines—Tweeting pols’ enclaves spew
Biased bait indoctrinates, it’s nuanced to enrage you
If our POTUS gets impeached, his base will surely stage coups.
Screw it bro, I’ll beg Trudeau: “Asylum me from Wahoos!

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