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Song Parodies -> "First Date Lies!"
Original Song Title:
"Edelweiss"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"First Date Lies!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Think of it as Match-dot-*con*
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First date lies!
First date guise!
Photoshoppin’ that profile
Tinder’s faked!
Jane’s a ‘Jake’!
Fat dude shows up in argyle
Bumble, eHarmony, Her and Match
Sellin’ love connection
Stars predict
Once your licked
You’ll contract an infection!
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First date lies!
First date guise!
Photoshoppin’ that profile
Tinder’s faked!
Jane’s a ‘Jake’!
Fat dude shows up in argyle
Bumble, eHarmony, Her and Match
Sellin’ love connection
Stars predict
Once your licked
You’ll contract an infection!
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What's worse, Jake had a "head o' lice, head o' lice..."
Ha! Thanks for the props!
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