-> "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea"
Original Song Title:
"How do You solve a Problem Like Maria"
Parody Song Title:
"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea"
The Lyrics
HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE KOREA?
We've got a problem way out east
With one called Kim Jon-un.
Has no respect for human rights
When all is said and done.
And if he doesn't get his way
He just pulls out a gun.
It's really not a way to run a country.
And then the country further south
Is run by Moon Jae-In.
At least it's much more peaceful there
Though life is still quite grim.
Despite attempts to join the two
It seems they just can't win.
The two of them must change this situation.
If nothing is resolved here's what I think.
Korea's on the brink.
How do you solve a problem like Korea?
How do you help a country split in two?
How do you solve a problem like Korea?
A change at the top? A call to stop? A coup?
Many a time they've tried to get together,
Many a time there's someone shut the door.
So how do you make them see
The point if they don't agree
Is both are breaking international law.
So how do you solve a problem like Korea?
How do you stop both countries going to war?
It's no wonder we're confused,
And for sure we're not amused
As the situation worsens every day.
First, the North says it is willing
To desist from further killing
But it's hard then to believe a word they say.
Will they ever come to terms?
Is it just a can of worms?
Is it always going to be as it is now?
I can't see it. Nor can I.
Well, so be it. It's goodbye.
We've done everything our Nations will allow.
How do you solve a problem like Korea?
How do you help a country split in two?
How do you solve a problem like Korea?
A change at the top? A call to stop? A coup?
Many a time they've tried to get together.
Many a time there's someone shut the door.
So how do you make them see
The point if they don't agree
Is both are breaking international law.
So how do you solve a problem like Korea?
How do you stop both countries going to war?
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