Suicide or poisoning or else defenestration
Russia is now ruled by folks
Who commit abominations
When Vlad is mad he may decree
Your sudden termination
Suicide or poisoning or else defenestration

You've all heard of the KGB
Of inauspicious fame
Its now called the FSB
But plays the same vile game
And if it sets his sights on you
You'll end up worse than lame
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Just the very thought of these
May cause you consternation
When Vlad's annoyed he may decree
Your sudden termination
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He sends his thugs around the world
To kill those he resents
There's Novichok on English streets
There's Spanish apartments
In Russian winters people like
To open windows wide
Then they they lose their footing
And commence to downward slide

Yikes!

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Quite a menu to choose from
For your elimination
When Vlad's pissed he may decree
Your rapid termination
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So if you have the misfortune
To live in Rooskiy mir
You better keep your mouth shut
Or live with gnawing fear
But even if you toe the line
You still may fail to thrive:

(Spoken)

For example: .... Да?

I was minding all me P's and Q's
And still I took a dive ... (And damn painful it was)

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Or some other torment
Sprung from Vlad's imagination
When Vlad's pissed he may insist
On your quick termination
Suicide or poisoning or else

DEFENESTRATION!