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Song Parodies -> "Hookergalwithagilelipsanddeadlyhalitosis"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"Hookergalwithagilelipsanddeadlyhalitosis"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
My dad taught me the birds and bees when I was just a lad
He said to stay away from sleeze it's not good for your 'nads
But dumb-ass me forgot the word that saves an aching hose
The worst mistake I ever made but that's the way it goes
Chorus
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
Watch out for the STD's like syph and trichimonas
All those little spirochetes are really quite ferocious
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
I traveled all around the town to find a doctor who
Would cure me and it turned out that he'd been to see her too
When the doctor tried to pee he felt that awful burn
He sang a special song and this is really what I learned
Repeat chorus
So when the doc had cured my ills I started to rejoice
When leaving with my pills I thought I heard familiar voice
I turned around so carefully but walked into a knife
It seems I got it from a girl and gave it to my wife
That
Hooker gal had agile lips and deadly halitosis
And her little spirochetes were really quite ferocious
And to top it all off well her B.O. was atrocious
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
He said to stay away from sleeze it's not good for your 'nads
But dumb-ass me forgot the word that saves an aching hose
The worst mistake I ever made but that's the way it goes
Chorus
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
Watch out for the STD's like syph and trichimonas
All those little spirochetes are really quite ferocious
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
I traveled all around the town to find a doctor who
Would cure me and it turned out that he'd been to see her too
When the doctor tried to pee he felt that awful burn
He sang a special song and this is really what I learned
Repeat chorus
So when the doc had cured my ills I started to rejoice
When leaving with my pills I thought I heard familiar voice
I turned around so carefully but walked into a knife
It seems I got it from a girl and gave it to my wife
That
Hooker gal had agile lips and deadly halitosis
And her little spirochetes were really quite ferocious
And to top it all off well her B.O. was atrocious
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
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5s Dee!! This is FAB! I can't believe that I seem to be the only loser on this site who can't do this song...way to join the ranks in a big way!!
This really is fab, Dee! LOL.
Arwen, honey, I haven't done it either. Maybe it's time for another duet...
Arwen, honey, I haven't done it either. Maybe it's time for another duet...
A&A: Figures you two would have already been here...
Hee. Good one!
Hee. Good one!
Of the many takes on the original, this is the best phonemic duplication of the title. Great parody!
Great Parody...VERY funny..One of the parodies of this song.
Superb work, Dee...had me giggling straight away. Title alone deserves 555
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Leo??? ; )
Arwen, Ashkickass, Leo Jay, John Barry. Pete H., Kristof Robertson; Thanks all for the kind comments
this deserves more than 5s.....this is a masterpiece
alvin rhodes, thank you very much for the nice comment
Excellent!
Takes my breath away!
Not many parodies gets 10 votes the first evening, but I´m sending you there, and with a full set of 5s.
Johhny D. and KIchyd, thank you
Meriadoc, thank you
Super, Dee (damn, that nearly sounds like Barney) - and nice to know I'm not the only person to use the word "spirochete" in a parody ;-)
Phil Alexander, thanks
My favorite title is still "Supermanhasfragilewristsfromosteoperosis", but this is in the top 3 now.
Rick D, thanks, and I agree about the Superman.....title
EXCELLENT! I am going to be singing this one all day! 555
Cookie-man, thank you
(ABC05) Super highest fives.... whatever. I cannot parody this OS to save my butt, but thanks for the warning of the working girls with less than perfect hygiene.
(ABC05) I don't understand the last verse, but this was great. 555
(ABC05) Heehee. 5's
(ABC) ROFL...easy 5s.
(ABC) See above.
(ABC05)HA! Masterful
(H) Heh heh heh! Funny stuff, Dee!
Arwen hasn't done this song? Well isn't that the mostest?
Thought Dee Range's one was best, or surely it came closest
By the way Rick, thanks for mentioning my greatest opus
Superman has fragile wrists from osteoporosis!
Thought Dee Range's one was best, or surely it came closest
By the way Rick, thanks for mentioning my greatest opus
Superman has fragile wrists from osteoporosis!
(H) once the word gets around (maybe via parody!), that gal's gonna have to quit her job and go work in a bank - or maybe do a video with Britney - loved the take on the title Dee
(ABC-H) This was nasty, but well written.
(ABC) So wrong, yet so funny.
Ah, I remember college dating =) Well done, fun to sing along
Super parodies always rock. This would have been perfect had the chorus changed each time, but hilarious nonetheless.
ABC--almost a year later, and I STILL haven't done a "Supercali..." parody. But really...with stuff like this on the site, why should I bother? It's just as great as it every was, Dee!!
Excellent parody, V-Dee. Funny all the way through, but my highlight (due to not only excellent timing and humor, but also excellent use of the original) was:
"I turned around so carefully but walked into a knife
It seems I got it from a girl and gave it to my wife"
"I turned around so carefully but walked into a knife
It seems I got it from a girl and gave it to my wife"
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=7393;image
(ABC Finals) See above!
Half a decade later I've unearthed another Deelight--sublime humor in every nuanced line!
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