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Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis!
Even though your're fond of it,
It makes your breath ferocious,
Why you ever eat that stuff,
It must be some neurosis,
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis1

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You're breath of stuff decayed will reek,
It makes your breath smell bad.
If rather just fresh breath you seek,
But this soup you just had.
Like curds and whey that has not stirred,
The odor finds your nose.
They'll think inside your mouth a turd,
The smell will curl your toes.

Oh, soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis!
Even though your're fond of it,
It makes your breath ferocious,
Why you ever eat that stuff,
It must be some neurosis,
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis.

You don't want breath that smells like dung,
Beware when you buffet.
Your breath will smell like turd,
If you consume soup of the day.
Their eyes will fill so tearfully,
Cuts like a sharpened knife,
It's just enough to make them hurl,
You're breath will be that rife.

That soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis!
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis,
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis,
Soup of cauliflower gives you real bad halitosis!