Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts
Some foods are real good for kids and some are good for grownups
Overeating makes you fat, and then you have to tone up
But if you work out, boys like your butt and thats a bonus

I like Mickey Ds because its fast and its delicious
I dont really care if people say its not nutritious
And its good that its cheap food, because I'm not the richest
And whats best of all is that I dont have to do dishes

I like Wendys food because I like the guy on tv
He seems like a real nice guy, most big bosses are skeevey
He looks like my gramp so much that I trust him completely
And he named it after his daughter, so hes not greedy

I like Grotons Fisherman, cause he makes real good fishsticks
Real fish is much better for me, but I'm realistic
I cant cook and plus my mommas pan is not a nonstick
But I have to microwave them or there more like fish bricks

I like good bialys cuz my moms parents are Jewish
They came here from Poland and back then they were not too rich
There old New York teniments never had inside sewage
But at least they had some good bialys they were chewing

I like eggs, I like them hard and soft and even runny
When I was a baby mom would feed me them with honey
Runny eggs and barf from bees is really kind of yummy
But if you think about it, its really sort of funny

Duncan Donuts is the place I hang out when I cut school
And I eat so much sometimes my stomach gets really full
Just thinking about those tasty treats can make my mouth drool
And I eat my lunch there every day, thats sort of a rule

Soup and salad are for grownups, cuz I think theyre boring
There the kind of dull foods people like me are ignoring
Just writing this verse about them makes me start up snoring
Salty water with some vegtables is very boring

Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts
Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts
Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts
Soup and salad flounder fishsticks egg bialy donuts