Windows that tell you your keyboard's not working
Then in the "kernals" those page faults are lurking
Try as you might you can't do anything
These are a few of Bill Gate's favorite things.

Blue screens of death that come up for no reason
Software that won't run an hour without freezing
My browsers running at the speed of smell
This is what I call Bill Gate's Lair of Hell.

"I thrive on your torture, your horror thrills me."
"My lastest device is called Window's XP."
Forget about DOS -- you don't know what you want
To fool you I will still include "command prompt."

When the screen locks
When I just scream
When I have gone mad
I simply delete all of Windows XP
And then I don't feel so bad.