Him diddle diddle diddle her diddle they
Her diddle diddle diddle him diddle they

ALL OF US:

We’re
Supermultifornicationcausewerepolyam’rous
Even though the zealous Right
Have done their best to hamm’r us
Though our house is crowded
It’s a home that does enamor us
Supermultifornicationcausewerepolyam’rous

Him diddle diddle diddle her diddle they
Her diddle diddle diddle him diddle they

BERT:

Because I had been married once
And just couldn’t be true
I thought I’d join a kinky cult
Where love was more than two
I’m not quite gay but my co-wife
Likes him as much as me
So when we get together
We’re as cozy as can be

ALL:

Supermultifornicationcausewerepolyam’rous
Even though the religious nuts
Have done their best to hamm’r us
Though our house is crowded
It’s a home that does enamor us
Supermultifornicationcausewerepolyam’rous

Him diddle diddle diddle her diddle they
Her diddle diddle diddle him diddle they


MARY:

Those guys can rock my little world
They make me shout with glee
I handle them from either end
And happy ending , we

BERT:

And just when we are sleepy
Oh, that Mary pulls a trick
Opens up the door and then
Brings in another chick!

ALL:

Supermultifornicationcausewerepolyam’rous
Even though conservatives
Have done their best to hamm’r us
Though our bed is crowded
It’s a home that does enamor us
Supermultifornicationcausewerepolyam’rous

Him diddle diddle diddle her diddle they
Her diddle diddle diddle him diddle they

So when your wedded bliss gets dull
Just join our little clan
You Crackers want a poly life
Come meet Christine and Stan
They need some replacements
Since their girlfriends moved away
When someone has a headache
There’s still three that want to play

ETC………………..