Jolly Parody (For Merry and Pippin)


Ain't it a Florious day?
Right as a Malcolmish lay?
I feel like I could write.....
'Ave you ever seen
A site so clean?
You're on AmiRight!

Oh, here's a jolly parody for Merry
Merry may be male...or not...
When the one's guy votes
And thinks he's scary
Merry makes your song seem hot!

Oh, averages are climbin' all around her/him
Conservatives are smilin' at the left
You write the perfect pun,
And Mer says, "Hon,
I'll offset all the snots who vote all one's!"

So here's a jolly parody for Merry
It's Merry and it's Pippin whom we love!

Now then, let's be nice
We'll start with Vanilla Ice
Perhaps that band called Free

Send in rotten swill
Your song might kill
They're complimentary

Oh, sappiness is bloomin' all around them
Grosvenor's a peach, no shit
Malcolm Higgins tried so hard to pound them
Now he's writing Miller's hits!

To have them on this site's to our advantage
They're tossing fives like condoms to a john!
A writer needn't fear
When they are near
(Are they in jockey shorts or in brassieres?.....)

So here's a jolly parody for Merry
It's Merry and it's Pippin whom we love!

Florios Bill and Mike
--And neither of them dykes--
They send their fives to me

Claude Prez always kills
And Alexander thrills
There's yuks aplenty

But here's a vote for Pippin and for Merry
They're the non-specific-gender pair
I'll not accuse them both
Of being fairies
And if they were gay, who cares?

So let's give homophobia a rest now
Bashing gays and lesbians alike
Let's live and let 'em live
Forget, forgive
I find this lack of tol'rance o-pres-sive
Yes, here's a jolly parody for Merry
It's Merry and it's Pippin whom we love!