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Song Parodies -> "Supermarket Phobia"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews/Dick Van Dyke
Parody Song Title:
"Supermarket Phobia"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There is nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
I would be much happier if I was party hopping
Supermarket phobia, hate grocieries, I'm plotzing
But there's nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
I see mold growing on the cheese
I think it has gone bad
This lack of food has made me weak
I must now leave my pad
"Attention shoppers" freaks me out
And food stacked up in rows
I fear will tumble down on me
And injure all my toes.
Oh...
There is nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
I would be much happier if I was party hopping
Supermarket phobia, hate grocieries, I'm plotzing
But there's nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
I've traveled all around the world
Food markets I avoid
In restaurants I always eat
While grocers get annoyed
When cukes and marjarine sticks
Are on sale all day you see
No way; collision with a cart
Will break my fragile knees
Oh....
There is nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
I would be much happier if I was party hopping
Supermarket phobia, hate grocieries, I'm plotzing
But there's nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
So if I'm craving Egg Fu Yong
There's no need for dismay
A stress-free culinary treat
Is just a call away
My fridge is filled with styrofoam
Leftovers they contain
I hope by now I've made it clear
Which markets I disdain
Oh....
There is nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
I would be much happier if I was party hopping
Supermarket phobia, hate grocieries, I'm plotzing
But there's nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There is nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
I would be much happier if I was party hopping
Supermarket phobia, hate grocieries, I'm plotzing
But there's nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
I see mold growing on the cheese
I think it has gone bad
This lack of food has made me weak
I must now leave my pad
"Attention shoppers" freaks me out
And food stacked up in rows
I fear will tumble down on me
And injure all my toes.
Oh...
There is nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
I would be much happier if I was party hopping
Supermarket phobia, hate grocieries, I'm plotzing
But there's nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
I've traveled all around the world
Food markets I avoid
In restaurants I always eat
While grocers get annoyed
When cukes and marjarine sticks
Are on sale all day you see
No way; collision with a cart
Will break my fragile knees
Oh....
There is nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
I would be much happier if I was party hopping
Supermarket phobia, hate grocieries, I'm plotzing
But there's nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
So if I'm craving Egg Fu Yong
There's no need for dismay
A stress-free culinary treat
Is just a call away
My fridge is filled with styrofoam
Leftovers they contain
I hope by now I've made it clear
Which markets I disdain
Oh....
There is nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
I would be much happier if I was party hopping
Supermarket phobia, hate grocieries, I'm plotzing
But there's nothing in the fridge; I fear I must go shopping
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
There's nothing in the fridge, order Chinese
Parody by Mason "Pass the Moo-Shoo" Resnick
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yeah, supermarkets are scary
Plotzing and not noshing, better get wokking. 5-5-5
Thanks alvin & John!
One of the best parodies of this. 5s
Funny stuff MasonR. I would have liked to have seen some variation in the choruses but funny enough for 5s.
Thanks Larry & Red Ant!
I'm so posting it on my fridge!!!
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