-> "My Favorite Mings"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
Parody Song Title:
"My Favorite Mings"
The Lyrics
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Hongwu, the first of 'em, ruler exemplar
Killed off the Yuans -- Man, caveat 'emperor'!
Then reigned son Jiwen, that heir-raising king
These are a few of my favorite Mings!
Yongle, then Hongxi, then Xuandi then Zhentong
Jingtai, then Chengua then Hongzhi-- all long gone
Jaijing got strangled -- a concubine's sting
Them is the breaks when you're players named Ming
PAINTED LADIES!
FIRST M-80'S!
BUILDING WALLS SO GREAT
THEIR MILLION MAN ARMIES SWORE OATHS UP THE YANG
TO SIXTEEN MING STUDS-OF-STATE
Wanli was thirteenth, and longest dictator
Taichang, his son died of clap a month later
Tinqu ascended the throne at fifteen
Eunuchs usurped him, the first Chinese queens!
Fragmenting courts with their concubines vying
Uncles and brothers all scheming and dying
Movable type, and such wonders -- adieu
Now they're just vases in spaces we view!
~ bamboo pipe and sanxian musical interlude ~
So we have come to the thrust of our story
Lineal rulers are in-bred and hoary
More than two centuries with one family's bad
Look at our first ten with Bush and his Dad!
NEPOTISM!
PALACE SCHISMS!
EMP'RORS ON A FLING
BUT FROM 1330 TO MID 1640
THE MINGS BADA-BINGED, LIKE KINGS!
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