[Johnny D]
Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you sing you begin with

[Rick D]
Do, Re, Mi

[Johnny D]
When you write parodies
It's a-few-see

[Parody Writers]
A-few-see?

[Johnny D]
A-few-see
The first three words just happen to be
A-few-see

[Parody Writers]
A-few-see!

[Johnny D:]
A-few-see-K-Y-oh-you!

[spoken]
Oh, let's see if I can make it easier

[sung]
"A", a word, pronounced like "eh"
"Few", not many or a lot
"See", what eyes can do with light
"K", a Kangaroo named "Spot"
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see
And that brings us back to "A"-eh-eh-eh!

[Rick D]
A!

[Johnny D]
A word, pronounced like "eh"

[Two Parody Writers]
Few!

[Johnny D]
Not many or a lot

[Three Parody Writers]
See!

[Johnny D]
What eyes can do with light

[Four Parody Writers]
K!

[Johnny D]
A Kangaroo named "Spot"

[All]
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see
And that brings us back to "A"!

[Parody Writers]
"A", a word, pronounced like "eh"
"Few", not many or a lot
"See", what eyes can do with light
"K", a Kangaroo named "Spot"

[All]
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see

[Johnny D]
And that brings us back to "A"!
A-few-see-K-Y-oh-you
Hey!
O-kay!

[spoken]
Now, Parody Writers, a-few-see-K,
and so on, are only some of the tools you can use to write a parody.
Once you have them in your heads,
you can come up with a million similar words and sounds by mixing things up!

Like this:

[sung]
Blow-hole, ca-ca, meat, ho, gay

[Spoken]
Can you do that?

[sung]

[Parody Writers]
Blow-hole, ca-ca, meat, ho, gay

[Johnny D]
Blow-hole, cocky ho, pay ho

[Parody Writers]
Blow-hole, cocky ho, pay ho

[Johnny D]
[spoken]
Now, put it all together!

[All]

[sung]
Blow-hole, ca-ca, meat, ho, gay
Blow-hole, cocky ho, pay ho!

[Johnny D]
[spoken]
Good!

[Rick D]
But it doesn't mean anything!

[Johnny D]
So we put in words.
One word for every note.
Like this:
[sung]
When you hide your true meaning,
You can post most anything!

[Together]

[All]
"A", a word, pronounced like "eh"
"Few", not many or a lot
"See", what eyes can do with light
"K", a Kangaroo named "Spot"
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see
That will bring us back to "A"-eh-eh-eh!

A-few-see-K-Y-oh-you, whoah!

Blo, me, lass, go, far, please, hey
(Blo, me, go, far, go, hey, go!)

Blo-me-me
Me-blo-blo
Hey-far-far
Ah-please-please

Blo-me-me
Me-blo-blo
Hey-far-far
Ah-please-please

When you (Blo-me-me)
Hide your (Me-blo-blo)
True meaning (Hey-far-far, Ah-please-please)

You can post most anything!

"A", a word, pronounced like "eh"
"Few", not many or a lot
"See", what eyes can do with light
"K", a Kangaroo named "Spot"
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see
That will bring us back to "A"-eh-eh-eh!

A-few-see-K-Y-oh-you, whoah!

So blow, ha ha, me, blooooooooooow...

So, blow!