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Song Parodies -> "Donald Trump"
Original Song Title:
"Wyatt Earp"
Original Performer:
Ken Darby Singers
Parody Song Title:
"Donald Trump"
Parody Written by:
Gerald Murphy
The Lyrics
Donald Trump, Donald Trump,
Brave, courageous and bold
Long live his fame and long live his glory
And long may his story be told!
Oh they held a debate and the Donald was great
Though the questions he got were unkind
And he said to Jeb Bush “You can kiss my sweet tush”!
And he left all the others behind.
He’s in love with casinos, and hates the Latinos
And he’ll make them pay for the fence.
He said Megyn Kelly was dirty and smelly
I tell ya, the guy makes good sense!
When the votes are all in we all know he will win
Although some voters think he is odd.
There ain’t no temptation to beg for donations
‘Cause Donald is richer than God!
Oh, he is the latest and he is the greatest.
And everyone loves him today!
And you better beware, don’t make fun of his hair
If you do, there will be hell toupee!
Brave, courageous and bold
Long live his fame and long live his glory
And long may his story be told!
Oh they held a debate and the Donald was great
Though the questions he got were unkind
And he said to Jeb Bush “You can kiss my sweet tush”!
And he left all the others behind.
He’s in love with casinos, and hates the Latinos
And he’ll make them pay for the fence.
He said Megyn Kelly was dirty and smelly
I tell ya, the guy makes good sense!
When the votes are all in we all know he will win
Although some voters think he is odd.
There ain’t no temptation to beg for donations
‘Cause Donald is richer than God!
Oh, he is the latest and he is the greatest.
And everyone loves him today!
And you better beware, don’t make fun of his hair
If you do, there will be hell toupee!
(c) 2015 Gerald P. Murphy Gerald Murphy Plays for Kids
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Funny all the way through, and the "hell toupee" line is a classic. Wyatt Earp was no stranger to the art of self-aggrandizement, so the selection of this melody was quite appropriate.
You make a lot of points in 20 lines. Funny.555!
We shall overcomb ... this and all other naysayers
Last line was my favorite!
Nobody trump's The Trump!!! Another 555 votes!
Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but you made me laugh! 555.
Nice work, and as others have mentioned, especially the "hell toupee."
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