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Song Parodies -> "Kilik"
Original Song Title:
"Ruby"
Original Performer:
Kenny Rogers
Parody Song Title:
"Kilik"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Your Ling-Sheng Su Bo is no match for Scarlet Thunder
Kilik, you never know what Cervantes will plunder
You keep on swiping your bo side to side and up to down
Oh Kilik, carry your rod to town
The Soul Edge's brutal blade had made Siegfried paralyzed
You're avenging the death of your older sister, Kilik I realize
Hold your Kali-Yuga tight, so stick 'em up and all around
Oh Kilik, carry your rod to town
When it had came to countless mostly epic asian wars
Entrusting your noble soul on a legendary sword
And yes, jump right into the vortex of destiny
Oh Kilik, Xianghua kept you company
Your might was better within the art of Kobudo
Feel the vigorous heat of a phoenix's inferno
And although that you don't need a gun, go skyward in one bound
Oh Kilik, no evil can hang around
Kilik, you never know what Cervantes will plunder
You keep on swiping your bo side to side and up to down
Oh Kilik, carry your rod to town
The Soul Edge's brutal blade had made Siegfried paralyzed
You're avenging the death of your older sister, Kilik I realize
Hold your Kali-Yuga tight, so stick 'em up and all around
Oh Kilik, carry your rod to town
When it had came to countless mostly epic asian wars
Entrusting your noble soul on a legendary sword
And yes, jump right into the vortex of destiny
Oh Kilik, Xianghua kept you company
Your might was better within the art of Kobudo
Feel the vigorous heat of a phoenix's inferno
And although that you don't need a gun, go skyward in one bound
Oh Kilik, no evil can hang around
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I haven't used Kilik yet when I played Soulcalibur awhile back, but another trilogy I've enjoyed from you, Blessranger! 5's!
Apparently you took heed of my words and did one about Kilik. Very descriptive and hilarious! 555
I thought this was a parody about curing a tropical fish disease. 111
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