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Song Parodies -> "Where Have Republicans Gone?"

Original Song Title:

"Where Have All The Flowers Gone?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:

"Where Have Republicans Gone?"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Where have Republicans gone?
Long time passing
Where have Republicans gone?
Those of long ago
Where have Republicans gone?
Rump infected most of them
Will magaTs ever learn?
Will magaTs ever learn?

Where have conservatives gone?
Long time passing
Where have conservatives gone?
Those of long ago
Where have conservatives gone?
Scump did ruin most of them
Will magaTs ever learn?
Will magaTs ever learn?

Where have moral Righties gone?
Long time passing
Where have moral Righties gone?
Those of long ago
Where have moral Righties gone?
Dump did destroy most of them
Will magaTs ever learn?
Will magaTs ever learn?

Where have GOP folks gone?
Long time passing
Where have GOP folks gone?
Those of long ago
Where have GOP folks gone?
They're now autocratic scum
Will magaTs ever learn?
Will magaTs ever learn?

Who will make those scums be gone?
Get them passing
Who will make those scums be gone?
Get them to go
Who will make those scums be gone?
Maybe the LOTUS woman
She'll make the magaTs learn
She'll make the magaTs learn

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CML - August 09, 2024 - Report this comment
Where has old Joe Biden gone? Long time absent ... Where has old Joe Biden gone? No one knows. Where has old Joe Biden gone? Gone from public, is he done? When will they let us know? When will they let .. us know
Zen Adam B. - August 09, 2024 - Report this comment
If you mean since Lincoln yes, the GOP (guns over people) has transformed into a party of Fascism. Since Lincoln it changed gradually and Ike was the last good President of that party, even though he was originally going to run as a Dem. Then with LBJ the Dixiecrats all jumped ship due to Racism. Since then it's been Nixon, Bush, and Trump. Reagan was a mixed bag, but I'd say they've been Fascist for at least the past 30 years. Are they alll like the Amiright Troll? No, but too many are.
Feel The Bern - August 09, 2024 - Report this comment
Who knew that Bernie Sanders released a cover of "where have all the flowers gone" on an album when he was a mayor in 1987?
2LD4U - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment
They are in the looney bin, I’m afraid.
Aren't-You-Glad-He's-Not-A-Fascist-Republican Billy Carter - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment
"All I can say is there's a helluva lot more Arabs than there is Jews!"
MAGA - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment
So, Kommie Kapo Kocksucker, how's the Biden Campaign doing?

Oh, wait... Scratch that.

What I (probably) should be asking is, how are you getting along with all those "cowards in the media" who didn't agree with your overly optimistic assessment of Dementia Joe's hilariously dismal debate performance?

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thedoors234.shtml

Of course, after ingesting so much of Dementia Joe's diaper gravy, I don't doubt you'll have little difficulty adjusting to the taste of "Word Salad" Kackles' rectum while tossing her salad... for so long as she lasts, anyway.
Glenn Walker - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment
The heightened emotions that your parody fed on likely far overshadows my comments on the parody itself. But here goes. You certainly got your point across. Altogether, it was a good parody. I suspect that you were so focused on the message that you had no concern whatever that the meter didn't fit. It seems you were very careful that each representation had 4 syllables, but where the stress lies, who cares? So we had to read your first target as RE-pub-LIC-ans. G_RandomPerson alerted me to a type of song where the verses are of parallel thought. Neil Young's Let's Impeach the President says in verse 1 "Let's impeach the President for lying." The parallel line in verse 3 goes "Let's impeach the President for hijacking." Obviously, a syllable was added. Your parody has the same feature of parallel thought. And not all of them can be expected to follow a LA-la-LA-la meter. I might have promoted your verse 3 to verse 1: Where have moral rightists gone? That way, the title line becomes in-meter. Your readers will figure it out. Good job, and I look forward to your next submission.
eeL's Sexretary - August 13, 2024 - Report this comment
@Glenn, I don't think eeL is going to be putting out much more material because there's no need since Kamala looks like a sure winner. Will share your appreciation with him.
TDS Detector - August 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Really high.

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