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Song Parodies -> "Scooby Poop, Doggie Doo!"
Original Song Title:
"Scooby-Doo, Where are You?"
Original Performer:
Larry Marks
Parody Song Title:
"Scooby Poop, Doggie Doo!"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Ever wonder where all the dog feces was from that Great Dane? Shaggy never had any poop bags!!!
Scooby Dooby Doo, ya gotta poop!
The Mystery van smells so foul!
Scooby Dooby poop, doggie doo
Shaggy's gonna need a shovel
Come on Scooby Doo
Squat, and dump- deliver
Not a leg lift pee
'Cause I can see, the way your anus puckers!
You know we've got a mystery to solve
And Scooby doo is fartin' out his ass, don't hold back
And Scooby Doo, if you come through
Then you can go back and snack
With Shaggy, share a 6' sub back-to-back!
Scooby Dooby Doo, please take a poop
The Mystery Van is smellin'
We can count on you Scooby Doo
To plant landmines we all step in!!!
Eew, gross!!!
Shaggy, would you please pick up after your dog?
Or else you're gonna get a Velma smack!
The Mystery van smells so foul!
Scooby Dooby poop, doggie doo
Shaggy's gonna need a shovel
Come on Scooby Doo
Squat, and dump- deliver
Not a leg lift pee
'Cause I can see, the way your anus puckers!
You know we've got a mystery to solve
And Scooby doo is fartin' out his ass, don't hold back
And Scooby Doo, if you come through
Then you can go back and snack
With Shaggy, share a 6' sub back-to-back!
Scooby Dooby Doo, please take a poop
The Mystery Van is smellin'
We can count on you Scooby Doo
To plant landmines we all step in!!!
Eew, gross!!!
Shaggy, would you please pick up after your dog?
Or else you're gonna get a Velma smack!
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You know all those drawers, urns and cupboards they hid in when they fled from ghouls? There's a reason Shaggy didn't wanna stay hidden in those even when the monster was in the same room! :-)
^ nyuk nyuk nyuk! anyways Rob nice parody ya got here it'll certainly Doo nicely to remind people that Scooby Dooby Doos just like any other dog! 455
by the way here's my personal favorite take on the "Scooby Doo Where Are You?" song it's from the movie "Scooby Doo & The Witch's Ghost" which came out when I was still a mondo Billy Ray Cyrus fan (before he turned into what is essentially an older male version of his daughter) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NzDcqTq6ik
despite no longer having any respect for any member of the Cyrus clan I'm not going to deny that this guy at one time had monster talent! until he went and pulled out "Achy Breaky 2" on us...
by the way here's my personal favorite take on the "Scooby Doo Where Are You?" song it's from the movie "Scooby Doo & The Witch's Ghost" which came out when I was still a mondo Billy Ray Cyrus fan (before he turned into what is essentially an older male version of his daughter) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NzDcqTq6ik
despite no longer having any respect for any member of the Cyrus clan I'm not going to deny that this guy at one time had monster talent! until he went and pulled out "Achy Breaky 2" on us...
Thanks guys!
i think that the diction and literary devices used in this poem enhance the reading experience and the enjoyment overall. in fact this whole piece could be viewed as a metaphor because scoobies stinky poo could be a comparison to the burden of solving mysteries that the mystery gang has to endure. additionally the underlying theme of physical and/or sexual abuse and threats from Velma could be a hot take on the role of men in society and how they have become devalued in favor of the waman
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