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Song Parodies -> "Hole Gotta Blood"
Original Song Title:
"Whole Lotta Love"
Original Performer:
Led Zeppelin
Parody Song Title:
"Hole Gotta Blood"
Parody Written by:
Jim Rotondo
The Lyrics
Another tribute to blood, not for the faint of heart. In this selection I will sing the verses, my uncle from Palermo chimes in with the choruses.
I got swellin’, roids and I ain’t tellin’
Need the Preppy H, stop the yellin’.
Way down inside butthole, to ease it.
I’ve gotta fissure to boot
I’ve gotta say it ain’t cute.
Cause my hole gotta blood.
Wanna stoppa the flood.
Boy I feel lika crud
Cause my hole gotta blood.
I’ve been burnin’, butts been churnin’.
Got the buttocks blues, how I’ve been learnin’.
Way down the tubes, numbing I need it.
I’ve gotta get to the doc, I’m gonna need a new jock.
Cause my hole gotta blood.
Wanna stoppa the flood.
Boy I feel lika crud
Cause my hole gotta blood.
Break – solo
Now I’m healin’, better I’ve been feelin’,
No more fissures, so no more reelin’.
I’m gonna pay you every cent of my bill,
Gonna pay for my bill.
Cause my hole hadda blood
The Doc stoppa the flood
Like a stick in the mud
When my hole hadda blood.
Need the Preppy H, stop the yellin’.
Way down inside butthole, to ease it.
I’ve gotta fissure to boot
I’ve gotta say it ain’t cute.
Cause my hole gotta blood.
Wanna stoppa the flood.
Boy I feel lika crud
Cause my hole gotta blood.
I’ve been burnin’, butts been churnin’.
Got the buttocks blues, how I’ve been learnin’.
Way down the tubes, numbing I need it.
I’ve gotta get to the doc, I’m gonna need a new jock.
Cause my hole gotta blood.
Wanna stoppa the flood.
Boy I feel lika crud
Cause my hole gotta blood.
Break – solo
Now I’m healin’, better I’ve been feelin’,
No more fissures, so no more reelin’.
I’m gonna pay you every cent of my bill,
Gonna pay for my bill.
Cause my hole hadda blood
The Doc stoppa the flood
Like a stick in the mud
When my hole hadda blood.
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Bloody well done!
Really creative and funny, Jim!
Thanks Mark!
ADDENDUM to ENDING: "Way down inside….doctor…I bleed….blood. Probe for me doc, don’t wanna need a backdoor man. Make no butts about it." SORRY, as always submitting on the fly yesterday...
Sayin' that this parody was right up my alley might give you the entirely wrong idea, but.... Great from start to 'addentum to, er, ending'!
lol...picturing plant moaning and groaning during the middle section
I'm just a sucker for gory titlle switches...555!!!
Thanks TJC, Alvin, Leo, hope this wasn't too graphic, its my uncle who's got the problem. I'm just fine. Rectum? Darn near killed 'em.
Holesomely humorous. No butts about it.
LOL, TY PMS!
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