Song Parodies -> "Whole Lotta Gloves"

Original Song Title:

"Whole Lotta Love"

Original Performer:

"Whole Lotta Gloves"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Since Valentine's Day is this month, I decided to declare this "National Glove Month" and write a whole bunch of glove-related parodies. Enjoy the parody! Oh, and check out this weird ZZ Top-esque disco version.

You need warmin’, icicles are formin’.
Can you not see that it’s snow-stormin’?
Way down inside,
Honey you need…
I’m gonna give you my gloves.
I’m gonna give you my gloves, oh!

Got a whole lotta gloves. [x4]

You’ve been freezin’, and baby, I’ve been freezin’.
I got good things, baby, baby, for frostbite easin’.
Way, way down inside,
Ah, honey you need…
I’m gonna give you my gloves.
I’m gonna give you my gloves, oh!

Got a whole lotta gloves. [x4]

I don’t need them.

You’ve got to stay alive, baby!

[Theremin solo]

You need warmin’, the seasons are transformin’.
I got good things, baby, baby, I ain’t been usin’.
Way, way down inside,
I’m gonna give you my gloves.
I’m gonna give you every one of my gloves.
I’m gonna give you my gloves.
Yeah, alright, let’s go!

Got a whole lotta gloves. [x4]

(Way down inside)
Way down inside,
(Woman)
Woman,
(You need)
You need…
GLOVES!

My my my my,
My my my my!
Heat up now girl,
I wanna be your Green Christmas.
Hey, oh, hey, oh,
Hey, oh, hey, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Keep on warmin’, baby!
Keep on warmin’, baby!
Keep on warmin’, baby!
Ah, keep on warmin’, baby!

[fade out]

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