-> "Ramble Don"
Original Song Title:
"Ramble On"
Parody Song Title:
"Ramble Don"
The Lyrics
Lies are falling all around
Oh please make him go away
Won’t be able to stand it
If that awful man stays
Tell us it’s time for him to go
So good folks can feel okay
Let the Roevember rain
Delete our pain
Bring that Blue joy our way
Ugh, you know that we’re so tired
We know the thing to do
Is vote out the ghoul
Ramble Don
Pukes up lie slime
Lies about cows
He speaks of schlongs
Golfers in the shower
Wowed by Arnold’s Palmer
He’s so cray
Seen this too many years
Too many days
Damn that Ramble Don
The spiels from that fiend
Makes all us libs scream
All the time he spreads untruths
You know he’s the biggest con
Every day he cranks out a thousand lies
The lies of Ramble Don
Ramble Don
Pukes up lie slime
Lies about cows
He speaks of schlongs
Golfers in the shower
Wowed by Arnold’s Palmer
He’s so cray
Seen this too many years
Too many days
Damn that Ramble Don
The spiels from that fiend
Makes all us libs scream
He’s always tellin’ lies
Way tall tales that are so bold
He freely promotes fear
For sane folks, it’s gotten quite old
And far too much to bear
His wacky lines have lost all order
His crazed gang doesn’t care
Could be the Bible’s evil one
Deceiving all his followers
Dumb herd, yeah
There’s no saving those fools, no
See
You know he keeps on rambling
BS he shares, shares, shares
Always wrong (hey that nut is so crazy)
Damn that Ramble Don
King of con
He squawks his way around the world
Crazy baby
Ramble Don, yeah
Doo-doo, doo-doo, crap so crazy
Doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo
He keeps on merching
Talking crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy
He keeps on merching
Talking crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Ugh ugh, ugh ugh, ugh ugh ugh
Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
Always dropping new turds
So many turds that bird will fling
Always dropping new turds
He keeps ramblin’, ladies
He keeps ramblin’, ladies
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