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Song Parodies -> "Ramble Don"

Original Song Title:

"Ramble On"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Ramble Don"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Lies are falling all around
Oh please make him go away
Won’t be able to stand it
If that awful man stays
Tell us it’s time for him to go
So good folks can feel okay
Let the Roevember rain
Delete our pain
Bring that Blue joy our way

Ugh, you know that we’re so tired
We know the thing to do
Is vote out the ghoul

Ramble Don
Pukes up lie slime
Lies about cows
He speaks of schlongs
Golfers in the shower
Wowed by Arnold’s Palmer
He’s so cray
Seen this too many years
Too many days
Damn that Ramble Don
The spiels from that fiend
Makes all us libs scream

All the time he spreads untruths
You know he’s the biggest con
Every day he cranks out a thousand lies
The lies of Ramble Don

Ramble Don
Pukes up lie slime
Lies about cows
He speaks of schlongs
Golfers in the shower
Wowed by Arnold’s Palmer
He’s so cray
Seen this too many years
Too many days
Damn that Ramble Don
The spiels from that fiend
Makes all us libs scream

He’s always tellin’ lies
Way tall tales that are so bold
He freely promotes fear
For sane folks, it’s gotten quite old
And far too much to bear
His wacky lines have lost all order
His crazed gang doesn’t care
Could be the Bible’s evil one
Deceiving all his followers
Dumb herd, yeah
There’s no saving those fools, no
See

You know he keeps on rambling
BS he shares, shares, shares
Always wrong (hey that nut is so crazy)
Damn that Ramble Don
King of con
He squawks his way around the world
Crazy baby
Ramble Don, yeah
Doo-doo, doo-doo, crap so crazy
Doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo

He keeps on merching
Talking crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy
He keeps on merching
Talking crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Ugh ugh, ugh ugh, ugh ugh ugh
Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh

Always dropping new turds
So many turds that bird will fling
Always dropping new turds
He keeps ramblin’, ladies
He keeps ramblin’, ladies

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Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
Listen–women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue, and we need to act with a sense of haste about what is at play, what is at stake, and codifying Roe will be an important moment in terms of putting back in place protections for-for the folks who are at risk right now because of what the court did in Dobbs just weeks ago.
Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
And most recently, they even want to eliminate classes that teach "gender ideology." So what are we talking about here? Classes that teach women’s history? Women’s equality? The study of the fact that there are still only 25 women in the United States Senate in a body of 100?
Word Salad Fever - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
And you know, when I speak with small business owners and entrepreneurs, is some of our younger small business owners actually self-identify as entrepreneurs. They’re small business owners also. Ha ha ha! But we’ll go with whatever you like! Small business owner or entrepreneurs.
Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
So we are committed in everything we are doing, and yes, then the president did say in the state of the union. There is a price to pay for democracy. Gotta stand with your friends. And as everybody knows even in your personal life, being loyal to those friendships based on common principles and values–sometimes it’s difficult. Often it ain’t easy. But that’s what the friendship is about based on shared values. So that’s what we’re doing.
Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
In terms of, uh, the discussions that the president... and I had, uh, they ranged in subject, including the issue of the Black Sea, and I’ll let him explain in more detail as he would like, uh, but we are, again, fully aware and apprised because we are in constant communication with the president, with his administration here about the concerns that they have about the entire region and frankly the vulnerability. All you have to do is look at the map.
Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
Well I think culture is–it is a reflection of our moment and our time, right? And-and-and present culture is the way we express how we’re feeling about the moment and-and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment that is a reflection of joy ‘cause, you know–it comes in the morning. Ha ha ha! We have to find ways to also express the way we feel about the moment in terms of just having language and-and-and a connection to how people are experiencing life, and I think about it in that way, too.
Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
The Governor and I and we were all doing a tour of the library here and, um, talking about the significance of the passage of time. Right. The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time. When we think about a day in the life of our children and what that means to the future of our nation, depending on whether or not they have the resources they need to achieve their god given talent. So today, I’m so happy to be with all of you.
Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
We also recognize, just as it has been in the United States, for Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way of its impact has been the pandemic… we will assist Jamaica in covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential.
Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
And the act of the United States Supreme Court to take away a constitutional right that they didn’t recognize in the people of America will impact a lot of people and differently in some situations and we need to be responsive to these issues and also lift up the voices of all people who will be impacted in the way that they will be impacted… a couple of points in terms of the direct impact.
Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
So, I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders, for us at every moment in time and certainly this one to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present and to be able to contextualize it–to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past, but the future.
A second helping (1 day ago) - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
Starting in January, we will give our companies the lowest taxes, the lowest energy cost, the lowest regulatory burdens, and free access to the best and biggest market in the planet. But if we keep going like this, we’re not going to have the best market anymore. We’re going to be like Venezuela on steroids, okay. That’s what we’re going to be. And I used to say that. And if I don’t get elected, that’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to end up in a 1929 style depression. If you look at what her policies are, she has no idea about business, she has no idea… Frankly, she has no idea about anything. She destroyed San Francisco, which was really the best city, I think maybe the best city in the country. She destroyed it. She helped destroy California along with Gavin Newsom, who was one of the worst governors in the history of our country. But only if they make their products here, they’re going to get these benefits. Only if they make their products here in America. And they hire American workers to do the job. It’s very simple. And if these companies don’t make their products here, then they will pay a quite stiff tariff. Nice tariff. We’re taking a lot. You know how much China paid us during my time? Hundreds of billions of dollars. No other president got them to pay not 10 cents. Go through all these great presidents. Oh, they were so great. Not 10 cents. China didn’t pay 10 cents. And they were ripping us left and right. That’s why I got into politics, if you want to call it that. I don’t feel I’m a politician, but what the hell? Call me whatever you want. But it really was trade. And you know what? It morphed from trade. And now I say most important thing to me, trade. Always trade with me. We’re going to bring jobs back like nobody’s ever seen. But the border, it’s so horrible what they’re doing to us on the border. To me, if you look at the polls, it’s the economy and it’s inflation, and then it’s the border. I think the border is the biggest.
A third helping (also yesterday) - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
Just like Russia would’ve never attacked Ukraine. Zero. By the way, even a Democrat congressman was on television, and many Democrats are saying that. And by the way, for four years, they didn’t. So, it’s not like, oh, gee, they won’t. For four years, they didn’t. I think what happened is when Putin saw how weak we were, how pathetic we were with the stupid Milley and these generals that aren’t even generals as far as I was concerned. What a stupid group of people they were. Mattis, Milley. You know the real ones, the ones that I used to defeat ISIS? We defeated ISIS. They were the real generals. They were the real generals. They weren’t the television generals. They weren’t the dumb ones. They were the ones that were warriors.
Word Salad Fever! - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
The work of community work and in particular violence intervention is about investing in community, understanding our capacity, understanding the greatness, and then being motivated with that knowledge to do what we can to reduce harm, but not for the sake only of reducing harm, but in investing in the potential, and the greatness. That is the essence of this work.
Kamala's Word Salad - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
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CML - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
Whoever you are, Ghost Commentator, you have SOME KIND OF TALENT for parody and satire .... BTW, this person tweeked both Kamala and Trump. Last three posts are tweeking Trumps own style of drivelspeak. So there's something for both sides
Sal Ad - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
What is the best dressing for an Agent Orange word salad? Liberal urine?
helping commentator - October 25, 2024 - Report this comment
That was unedited Trump transcripts from his most recent rally, CML, not a satire.
Zen Adam B. - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Not even an exorcist and get the Devil our of Conald Skunk.
Bah - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Im no fan of his but I always find it to be just dumb and uncreative to butcher his name
CML (Rogan and Trump discuss Battle of France) - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
ROGAN: So you're saying Guderian was insubordinate as he drove to Dunkirk ... TRUMP .. They said Stop Heinz You got to stop. Adolph is crapping his pants over that right flank. You're sticking your neck out too far. Way overexposed. But he just turned off the radio and kept going driving very fast. And these were huge tanks, you understand. Massive, just really huge ... ROGAN: You talking about the Tiger? .. No Joe, Tigers came later. Only after Germans run into our big beautiful Shermans .... ROGAN: Wow, where did Guderian get the balls to defy HItler? TRUMP: Because he was on the ground floor and seeing the reality, just like I did when I came down that elevator with Melania in 2015. The French had no fight in them, because they thought their big beautiful Maginot Line would protect them totally. So Guderian goes all the way to the Coast and wins very strongly. ROGAN: So why did he stop at Dunkirk? TRUMP: Because Guderian turns the radio back on and OKW says: Heinz, we're winning too much. Stop for a minute, we can't take all this winning
Call me Trump - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
One more thing, when I say French had no fight in them, I don't mean all French, because there were very fine soldiers on both sides. And I'm not talking about the Waffen SS, because they should be condemned totally
Rambo - November 01, 2024 - Report this comment
"Ramblin' Man" is the title of this Lincoln project video: youtu.be/VXHTwGbuO1Y
Wally Weaver - November 03, 2024 - Report this comment
Anybody feel like taking a crack at a parody of "Ramblin' Man" by the Allman Brothers? Rump calls his rambling a weave. In boxing terms he's bobbing and weaving like Joe Frazier did. Frasier did knock out Ali in their first bout because Ali was not sufficiently prepared. That is analogous to Hillary losing in 2016 because she took the blue wall states for granted. Harris is not doing that and is properly prepared. Biden, then Harris beating Rump will be analogous to Ali beating Frazier in their final two matchups.
Mike Muff - November 04, 2024 - Report this comment
When he was angry about the malfunctioning microphone in Milwaukee and he was bobbing his head at it, that gave the appearance that he was performing oral sex on a rod, making him look like a homo. That doesn't bug gay-bashing mags?
Cosell me Lennie - November 05, 2024 - Report this comment
Ali was knocked DOWN, but not out by Frazier in the 15th round. Frazier had a style that was difficult for Ali, and that left hook of his was sneaky. Foreman had a style that was murder on Frazier, but not Ali. Styles matter. Or it may be a matter that you just had to experience Joe's hook to understand what to do about it
Preppy - November 07, 2024 - Report this comment
@WallyWeaver, maybe the right analogy is that Kamala wasn't properly prepared due to only a few months of preparation? She did pretty darn well considering that.

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