-> "Flattery Gets Him High"
Original Song Title:
"Barterers And Their Wives"
Parody Song Title:
"Flattery Gets Him High"
The Lyrics
Flattery gets him high
Flattery from Fasc guys
Kimmie, Vladdie, other baddies
Flatter him to the sky
Keep telling him he's great
But all their praise is fake
Narcissism's easy pickin's
For this crook on the take
From Mafia state, Vlad says he's a great friend
Bullshit banter he employs to meet his ends
Flattery it's been shown
Boosts stiffness of his bone
Very greedy, very needy
Of fake acclaim that's shown
He will sacrifice country for phony fame
To be pleasin' him tell him sleek is his mane
Flattery gets him played
He's conned by the charade
As he's preening they are scheming
Praising his phony braids
Praising face fake-tan-sprayed
"So good looking!" they'll tell him, hooking this pest
Behind smiles they're working to defile our nest
Flattery gets him high
Flattery from shit guys
Turdogan got his Kurd-croak-on
Flattering with yuge lies
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