1-2-3, oh that's how the wrestlers get pinned if I count like a referee
I know that wrestling's not so easy (not so easy)
LIke takin' a picture (takin' a picture) of a baby

Spike TV (Spike TV), the network for all that wrestling is what I see (what I see) and you can watch it, too, 'cause that's easy ('cause that easy) than takin' a picture (take a picture) of a baby

Baby, wrestling is a sport that is hard
The mat's not easy as pie
But every time a wrestler gets Smacked down
I pretend I die

One and one are two (one and one are two)
Got me kicked out and oh, oh, just the count of two (just the count of two) But I'll keep on fighting, 'cause it's not easy (it's not easy)
Like getting bit by dog and getting sick with some rabies

1-2-3 (1-2-3) That's the way I count like a referee (a referee)
I wanna watch wrestling 'cause it's easy (1-2-3)
Oh, how elementary