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Song Parodies -> "Hey Amy Coney Barrett"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Kindly Sgt Krupke"

Original Performer:

Leonard Berstein, Stephen Sondheim

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Amy Coney Barrett"

Parody Written by:

John Dacey

The Lyrics

still in working on this, hurried for timeliness. I'm never gonna do the recitative stuff in between the main stanzas anyway.
Gee, Amy Coney Barrett
You gotta understand
Your views are so disparate
When pregnancy's not planned.
The thing that we object to
Is you can't separate
Doctrines preached by your church from our state.

Hey listen, Judge Amy, we're also upset
That you would sit together with that dissolute Brett,
Reversing established
Law of the land.
Leave Roe and ACA to stand!

Let them stand, let them stand
They should not be banned.
Just made better's what we should demand!

You know that your selection
Ain't 'cause you know the law.
He's fucked with the election,
He thinks you've got a flaw:
That ballots with no defect
You'll still cause to reject.
He will rob you of your self-respect.

His daddy was a tax cheat
His sons can't soup reheat
His daughters all got big teats
His wife keeps sex receipts
His niece is suing Fred’s heirs
His mother styles his hair
Holy Crap how is that creep still there?

Gee, pious Judge Amy
We're down on our knees
You shouldn't take appointment from this amoral sleaze.
A righteous Judge Amy
Would know what to do:
That principled Amy
Withdrew!

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SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG! - October 01, 2020 - Report this comment
She's a stooge.
Rand - October 01, 2020 - Report this comment
No, but her useful-idiot detractors are.
SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG! - October 01, 2020 - Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuki!

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