Song Parodies -> "She's A Tool"

Original Song Title:

"She's A Fool"

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Original Performer:

Lesley Gore

Parody Song Title:

"She's A Tool"

Parody Written by:

Crazy Hoagie

The Lyrics

I have enjoyed reading all the great parodies here and have done some over the years for kicks. This is my first entry and I hope it's not too bad.

She don't know it but she's a stupid girl
About the dumbest in the whole wide world

Got a lot that's hard to find
And soon I will make it all mine

Because she's a tool
She's a tool
She thinks I'm her friend but I just treat her cruel

She doesn't know but her boyfriend cheats with me
And In her bed I crap and pee

Maybe someday she will see
That she's slow mentally

She's a tool
She's a tool
She thinks I'm her friend but I just treat her cruel

Soon they'll come a day
I'll send her on her way

Her boyfriend will marry me
And how happy we both will be

That she's a tool
She's a tool
She thought I was her friend but I just treated her cruel

She's a tool
She's a tool
She thought I was her friend but I just treated her cruel

She's a tool

She's a tool

Whooaaaaaaaaa

She's a tool

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