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Song Parodies -> "She Eats Stool"
Original Song Title:
"She's A Fool"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lesley Gore
Parody Song Title:
"She Eats Stool"
Parody Written by:
Crazy Hoagie
The Lyrics
I thought I would give this song my parody treatment again.
She don't know it but she's a nasty girl
Nastiest in the whole wide world
Does one thing that's hard to stand
It's always in her mouth and on her hands
She eats stool
She eats stool
Just the thought of it makes her drool
Her boyfriend don't know but she also eats his
She chases it down with a swig of piss
Maybe some day she will see
When she contracts gangrene
She eats stool
She eats stool
Just the thought of it makes her dool
One day she was caught in the restroom in the gym
She was licking the toilet rim
Her mouth was full as can be
Then she dropped dead and was only 17
She eats stool
She eats stool
Just the thought of it makes her drool
She eats stool
She eats stool
Whoooaaaa
She eats stool
Nastiest in the whole wide world
Does one thing that's hard to stand
It's always in her mouth and on her hands
She eats stool
She eats stool
Just the thought of it makes her drool
Her boyfriend don't know but she also eats his
She chases it down with a swig of piss
Maybe some day she will see
When she contracts gangrene
She eats stool
She eats stool
Just the thought of it makes her dool
One day she was caught in the restroom in the gym
She was licking the toilet rim
Her mouth was full as can be
Then she dropped dead and was only 17
She eats stool
She eats stool
Just the thought of it makes her drool
She eats stool
She eats stool
Whoooaaaa
She eats stool
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Sick crap. If I could vote 0-0-0 then by all means I would do so.
I'm with aoit.
What's with the six perfect votes and no comments though?
What's with the six perfect votes and no comments though?
I just thought I would be funny and write a crazy parody. I didn't know I was going to start World War III. I guess if it had been sexualy explicit, I would have gotten a better mark.
Is someone stuffing the ballot box? There's fifteen perfect votes now; just a couple hours ago there were only six.
Is someone rigging the ballot box? Chucky G, you oughtta check on this and yank out about 20 of the perfect votes. Usually a parody doesn't get that many votes on the day it enters the site. Something is awfully scwewy awound here.
I didn't think my little parody would cause so much rucus and get any votes. I wrote it in about 10 minutes and thought it would be funny. I like all the old 60's songs and usualy make up parodys of them. I didn't mean to gross anyone out. I think this is a great site and I hope I am welcome here.
It was a good parody, but what's with all the votes?
Yuck! This one crosses a certain line for me, so no vote. Issues about possible vote-stuffing should be posted at the message board.
Evidently someone was stuffing the ballott box. I thought it was funny, but I didn't think this silly thing would get 32 votes. I think there should be a lock where a person can only place 1 voter per song. Then the voting process will fair and honest.
All of the superfluous votes have been yanked out.
Just like the song u wrote, u have shit for brains
She sropped dead at 17? Sequel should be: "It's My Potty And I'll Die If I Want To".
Let her rest in feces!
Is Lesley Gore still alive? If she is, I'm sure she's delighted that his is one internet page with numerous pictures of her on it! I wonder if any other internet page has more pictures of her?
Is Lesley Gore still alive? If she is, I'm sure she's delighted that this [correction to previous post] is one internet page with numerous pictures of her on it! I wonder if any other internet page has more pictures of her?
What, Glenn? How can a song have shit for brains?
Naomi, I think your comment is really fetch! Good work! I checked and someone had earlier come up with "It's My Potty And I'll Die If I Want To" as allegedly Elvis's last words. But I think it is totally more funny in the context of this parody. Way to go!
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