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Song Parodies -> "Maybe I Know (He's A Cretin)"
Original Song Title:
"Maybe I Know (He's Been Cheatin)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lesley Gore
Parody Song Title:
"Maybe I Know (He's A Cretin)"
Parody Written by:
Lesley Bore
The Lyrics
Maybe I know that he’s a cretin
Maybe I know that he’s 3 foot 2
But what can I do...
I hear them whispering when I walk by
She’s gonna trip on him and make her fly
I know it’s me there talking about
I bet they all think Ill never find out
Ohhh. but
Maybe I know that he’s a cretin
Maybe I know that he’s 3 foot 2…
But what can I do
Deep down I know he loves me
He so short and round
I pick him up to hug me
He just screams to put him down….
Maybe I know that he’s a cretin
Maybe I know that he’s’ 3 foot 2
But what can I do
Maybe I know that he’s 3 foot 2
But what can I do...
I hear them whispering when I walk by
She’s gonna trip on him and make her fly
I know it’s me there talking about
I bet they all think Ill never find out
Ohhh. but
Maybe I know that he’s a cretin
Maybe I know that he’s 3 foot 2…
But what can I do
Deep down I know he loves me
He so short and round
I pick him up to hug me
He just screams to put him down….
Maybe I know that he’s a cretin
Maybe I know that he’s’ 3 foot 2
But what can I do
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Isn't it usually pronounced "CREH-tin" rather than "CREE-tin"?
No. The word cretin is pronounced with a long "E" ("CREE-tin"). Look it up in your f**kin' wagnalls.
Don't go hanging around Max Power today, 'kay, Lesley? People might get the wrong idea.
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