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Song Parodies -> "Do the Joe-Commotion (Redux)"
Original Song Title:
"Do the Locomotion"
Original Performer:
Little Eva
Parody Song Title:
"Do the Joe-Commotion (Redux)"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
Did this few years ago, when Biden was stumbling on steps. Now, Biden has degraded so much that he stands out like a sore thumb when he walked with other heads of state at G7. He no longer swings his arms when walking AT All. Morever, his fingers are completely stiff .. dont curl naturally at all. Also face was completely blank. Dude looks a combo of Dorian Gray mixed with a proto human when he walks now
Everybody's watching it
Joe brand new walk now
(C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Commotion)
Thing is now so blatant,
Folks are starting to talk now
(C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Commotion)
My ninety year old grandma
She can do it with ease
Deems it clearest sign of Joe's senility
So c'mon, c'mon and
View the Joe-Commotion with me
He doesnt swing his arms now (Why Joey)
Step up, fall back
Oh, I think things are out of whack
Now that we are watching close
Lets make demands now
(C'mon, Joey do the Joe-Commotion)
A shuffly, shuffly motion
And whats with those hands now?
(C'mon Joey, do the Joe-Commotion)
No more spin and bulls&*t
Lets just talk straight
A little bit more serious
Than a "stiffened gait"
So C'mon, C'mon and
View the Joe-Commotion with me
He doesn't swing his arms now (Why Joey)
Slow gait, shoes flat
Oh, there's things he seems to lack
Moving at G7 in a Joe-Commotion
(C'mon Biden do the Joe-Commotion)
See him next to normies
And you'll get some notions
There's never been a gait
Thats so awkward to view
Clearest marker yet of
Joe's decrepitude
So c'mon c'mon and
View the Joke a-motion with me
View the Joe-Commotion with me
Joe brand new walk now
(C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Commotion)
Thing is now so blatant,
Folks are starting to talk now
(C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Commotion)
My ninety year old grandma
She can do it with ease
Deems it clearest sign of Joe's senility
So c'mon, c'mon and
View the Joe-Commotion with me
He doesnt swing his arms now (Why Joey)
Step up, fall back
Oh, I think things are out of whack
Now that we are watching close
Lets make demands now
(C'mon, Joey do the Joe-Commotion)
A shuffly, shuffly motion
And whats with those hands now?
(C'mon Joey, do the Joe-Commotion)
No more spin and bulls&*t
Lets just talk straight
A little bit more serious
Than a "stiffened gait"
So C'mon, C'mon and
View the Joe-Commotion with me
He doesn't swing his arms now (Why Joey)
Slow gait, shoes flat
Oh, there's things he seems to lack
Moving at G7 in a Joe-Commotion
(C'mon Biden do the Joe-Commotion)
See him next to normies
And you'll get some notions
There's never been a gait
Thats so awkward to view
Clearest marker yet of
Joe's decrepitude
So c'mon c'mon and
View the Joke a-motion with me
View the Joe-Commotion with me
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This is gold
Good song to parody. Not long or difficult with tespect to rhyming. And it has a nice jaunty melody which gives a comic punch to your subs. And its been covered many times so boomers thru millenials are familiar with it
that comment was not me, i don't comment at all except for this to inform
Some have speculated after seeing Biden in the debates that he may have Parkinson's. That might explain his completely stiff fingers while he walks (and when he's standing still, for that matter) That's not a cognitive problem, that' is some sort of neurological problem
Having struggled with Parkinson's for 25 years now, I don't see Parkinson's in Joe Biden. Parkinson's might have explained the tripping, the low-volume voice, and his hand freezing from time to time (but not his whole body). Now every case of Parkinson's is different. But he has no problem managing his facial expressions, and the tremors he has don't resemble Parkinson's tremors.
I'm a bit familiar with Parkinson's as two uncles had the syndrome. Vince definitely had tremors. But his kid brother (and Dad's) didn't show tremors. We only realized something was seriously wrong with Joe when he smashed his head into a low hanging lamp at Mom's apartment. And his problems had to do with paralysis, which finally caused his demise (In his Eighties)
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