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Song Parodies -> "Hallo Weenie"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"Hallo Weenie"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Hallo Weenie
Said Hallo Weenie
It's so nice to scare you with these bats and ghouls
You look a mite famished
Did your sack vanish?
We're still eating
Trick or treating
While you sit and drool
Cause all this vampiring's
Bloody inspiring
Never gets old
Celebrate time and again
So, set a trap, wing it
Find you a simple sap, spring it
Candy'll overflow your way again

Hallo Weenie
Say Hallo Weenie
We've got just enough delights to stuff us all
Get on the scale, fella
Don't go pale, fella
Keep blood flowin'
While you're knowin'
Won't be goin' long
We hear your heart beatin'
Twas no chance meetin'
Your hands seem cold, what is wrong?
Should just pretend, oh
Bite his neck ladies
We're gonna give this wreck rabies
This one will never see daylight again

We sleep all day but the nights are something sweet
And we love that halloween craze
Now we've got a neck we can bite, holiday treat
It makes our blood flow hotter than those day time rays
Those day time rays!

Come let's taste our treat!

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alvin - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
great holiday anthem...throwing fives in your sack
Christie Marie M - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Happy Halloween to ya!!! Excellent parody!!! 555.
HallowQueen - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, just a little nibble on the neck ?
renaldo - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Your parody shows It's A Ghoul-iful World!
2Eagle - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
You need all the Hallowe'en carols you can get.
AFW - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Very Good, tricky word play
John Barry - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody's a treat.
Tim Mayfield - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Christie, HallowQueen, renaldo, 2Eagle, AFW, and John.

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