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Song Parodies -> "(That Ain't) No Collie"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Dolly"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Louis Armstrong
Parody Song Title:
"(That Ain't) No Collie"
Parody Written by:
malcolm higgins
The Lyrics
My father as a professional New Orleans Jazz trumpet player toured with Louis in 1963-1965 all over Europe. I met him when I was 4 and didn't know the legend I was meeting. The man had an amazing aura about him.. One of the great ones..
it's no collie, it's a bouvie-collie
lets go ask the vet if you or I am wrong
it's a poodell-collie
not a swell collie
it's still growin, soon it's showin
all the breeds are wrong
what's his mom laying?
I am just saying..
it's one of my favourite mutts
from way back when
a breeders trap, fellas
huge big crap fellas,
collie? don't ever call it one again..
what's his mom laying?
I am just saying..
it's one of my favourite mutts
from way back when
a breeders trap, fellas
huge big crap fellas,
collie? don't ever call it one
collie unless it's done in fun
collie don't you call it one again
lets go ask the vet if you or I am wrong
it's a poodell-collie
not a swell collie
it's still growin, soon it's showin
all the breeds are wrong
what's his mom laying?
I am just saying..
it's one of my favourite mutts
from way back when
a breeders trap, fellas
huge big crap fellas,
collie? don't ever call it one again..
what's his mom laying?
I am just saying..
it's one of my favourite mutts
from way back when
a breeders trap, fellas
huge big crap fellas,
collie? don't ever call it one
collie unless it's done in fun
collie don't you call it one again
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~G O T ~ S C O T T ~ ? ? . . .Sir, for me it is "Scotty", my LuLuDearest . She'll be 11 yrs in April.
Doggone funny! And I agree about Armstrong (Jack Teegarden is my icon...I'm a trombonist) ;D
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