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Song Parodies -> "Hello, Wally!"
Original Song Title:
"Hello, Dolly!"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Louis Armstrong
Parody Song Title:
"Hello, Wally!"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
Hello, Wally,
Nice fel-low, Wally
It's so nice to have you in my little song
Your life is "swell", Wally
I can tell, Wally
You're so steady, not like Eddie
You do nothing wrong
You're not a jetsetter
A lettermen's sweater
Visit your old Aunt Martha now and then
So, take a nap, fella
Not exactly a madcap fella
Wally'll never be risqué again
Hello, Wally,
So mellow, Wally
Bet you've never been in Mary Ellen's pants
You've got combed hair, Wally
You don't swear, Wally
You're not dumpy, like that Lumpy
You don't - dirty dance
A perfect Dad - Mother
Gives you the business? Brother
Don't you want to be bad now and then?
Golly, gee, fella!
Have a normal puberty, fella!
Wally'll never hit Beaver
Wally'll never hit Beaver
Wally'll never hit Beaver again!
Nice fel-low, Wally
It's so nice to have you in my little song
Your life is "swell", Wally
I can tell, Wally
You're so steady, not like Eddie
You do nothing wrong
You're not a jetsetter
A lettermen's sweater
Visit your old Aunt Martha now and then
So, take a nap, fella
Not exactly a madcap fella
Wally'll never be risqué again
Hello, Wally,
So mellow, Wally
Bet you've never been in Mary Ellen's pants
You've got combed hair, Wally
You don't swear, Wally
You're not dumpy, like that Lumpy
You don't - dirty dance
A perfect Dad - Mother
Gives you the business? Brother
Don't you want to be bad now and then?
Golly, gee, fella!
Have a normal puberty, fella!
Wally'll never hit Beaver
Wally'll never hit Beaver
Wally'll never hit Beaver again!
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Gee, Jan, this was great, 5's for this!
Ah, hey Wally. Why don't you go down and bring me up something. Every time I walk in the kitchen, your mother's always giving me that look.
What look?
You know, like I'm a roach or something.
The world could probably use a few more Wallys.
Now, why would a boy in high school possibly want to grow a mustache?
The usual, 555. Keep 'em cummin' Jan!
Don't you know?
No.
June, behind every mustache, there's a woman...uh, that didn't come out quite right, but you know what I mean.
VN Jan! My Dad actually met "Wally" at a ski lodge in a chair lift. (He was swiggin' a flask of whiskey!) Bad...bad....Wally...
Great Job! Eddie Haskell deserves his own parody... any takers?
The Tony Dow Jones Average just went up 555 points.
Good parody...it really captured Wally's "goody two-shoes" exterior. Who knows what really went on? :D
Wallace Cleaver, drinking? I am appalled.
Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?
HAHAHA...best one i've read this morning....i LOVE beaver
Wally, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?
hello mrs. unwin, are your 5's at home?
Wally, weren't you a little hard last night?
Gosh, Jan, that was SWELL! There are five cookies and a pitcher of cold milk in the refrigerator for you!
Ah, gee Mary Ellen, that old Mrs. Rayburn paddled my rear and I think I liked it.
Well, I thought this was going to be about Wally of "where's Wally" fame, but this was better! Good job!
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Pacing: 15 fives
How funny: 15 fives
Overall: 15 fives
How funny: 15 fives
Overall: 15 fives
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