-> "Did You Sever, Hack Right Down To The Rind?"
Original Song Title:
"Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?"
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Parody Song Title:
"Did You Sever, Hack Right Down To The Rind?"
The Lyrics
Did you ever have to make up your mind
To let that friend go 'cuz he was all misaligned?
Sometimes it is easy you often do find.
Did you sever, hack right down to the rind.
Did you ever have to finally decide,
To guess which limb stays, let the other one slide?
There's so many chains, those ears you must fry
Did you ever have to finally decide?
At times scares me when I tell lies, makes me feel funny.
With hair down to there, and acting real sunny.
And just when you think she's a kind little girl,
Your heart gets taken in a gruesome little way.
But then I'm not like this, it's all in your mind..
Say oh yes to me just in case I have lied
I've so many changes, your fears you must hide.
DID YOU EVER REALLY FINALLY DECIDE?
Did you ever have to finally decide,
To guess which one stays, let the other one slide?
There's so many things those ears you must lie
Did you ever have to finally decide?
At times I really feel like this but now I am better
I just got distracted by that Hannibal Lector.
You walk in the door and you give me some line
When he knows that I have already made up my mind.
Did you ever have to finally decide,
To guess which one stays, let the other one slide?
There's so many things those ears you must lie
Did you ever have to finally decide?
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