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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Believe It's Garlic"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Believe In Magic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Believe It's Garlic"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I can't believe it's garlic,killed a vampire
And scare away a werewolf and his empire
And it's garlic,it smells way funky
It makes my blood stronger like a full grown monkey
I'll tell you about garlic,and it'll heal your soul
And this darn veggie couldn't make you go out of control

You don't believe it's garlic? Don't bother to choose
Wanna kill vampires? You will pay your dues
Just go grab a clove,someone's getting vile
It will tackle against vampires that ran so wild
Your mouth starts smelling like infinite despair
Don't be sucked out by leeches,beware

So you believed it's garlic,it's not bad at all
It will cut down most of your cholesterol
But if you don't,you're gonna die
As your blood goes out of control,that's why
You think your heart is safe,then you'll see
That the garlic will be in your food,it is what you need

Yeah,I can't believed it's garlic
Yeah,believe in the garlic,it's a healthy food
Vampires and werewolves,my attitude
Believes in the garlic that will kill you all
Ohh,talking 'bout garlic

I can't believe like some believed,I can't believe it's garlic
I can't believe like some believed,I can't believe,believe me
I can't believe like some believed,I can't believe it's garlic

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm gonna be nice and vote this 555, but only because I figure it was the smell of garlic (after all, it's a sort of onion) that clouded your eyes when you tried to proofread it, the commas are really a (expletive phrase deleted) altogether, is there even one single place in this parody where you have not forget the empty space altogether or put it in front of the comma? It's too bad really, you seem to have so many excellent parody ideas but upon reading them they always seem rushed in some way or other.
Tim Hall - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing was slightly off, but the residents of Gilroy, California will love it!
Larry Hensley - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody, 5s
Agrimorfee - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This is one of TSB's funnier songs, he actually paced it well which adds to the humor.

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